His Pirate Princess

Never Drink With A Pirate

James

"Goodbye!" Evelyn waved at everyone on the beach as the crew raised anchor.

"James when will we be back?" she turned to me with a pout on her face.

I opened a bottle of rum "Whenever you'd like Evie."

I bought the bottle to my lips and took a sip, she watched me curiously.

"What is it?" I laughed a little, she sat behind my spot at the helm.

She pointed at the bottle of rum and I half expected a lecture on how drinking was bad, especially coming from someone as proper as her.

"What does it taste like?" she asked.

I didn't take her serious at all, how the hell is your brother THE Blackbeard and you've never drunk a drop of rum?

"See for yourself," I pushed the bottle in her direction "just don't go getting drunk on me, women are strange when they get drunk." she narrowed her eyes at me as she snatched the bottle away.

"And what women are you getting drunk with Mr.Kidd?" she glared.

I chuckled nervously, I may have been a man whore at least once in my life. Perhaps that one time in my life was just three months before I meant Evie but that's the past.

"Drink up!" I laughed.

"We'll talk about this later." she said as she took a huge gulp of the rum.

I hoped to God we wouldn't talk about this later.

She gagged as she practically threw the bottle back at me.

"How on Earth do you drink that stuff?" she shuddered.

"Easy you just," I took a long sip "and that's its sweetheart." I winked.

She scoffed and took the bottle once again and took another sip, I protested a little but there was no stopping the little lady from proving whatever point she was trying to prove.

"This is going to be a laugh and a half." I grinned.

"I'll have you know that an English woman's alcohol tolerance is legendary." she handed the bottle back to me and crossed her arms.

Ah, what a cute little nut case.

"Bet on it." I said as I put my hand out for her to shake, she did so without a second thought.

"This will have no effect on me and once I prove that you'll have to do what I say for a whole day." she radiated confidence.

I shook on it "You know, you shouldn't subject yourself to such things, I have a naughty imagination."

In just thirty minutes Evelyn was terribly drunk, she was singing shanties with the crew, dancing around me like a lunatic, and I practically had to hide whatever rum she came in contact with.

"What do you do to a drunk sailor James? You can't just throw him overboard." she rambled on and on as she lay on the steps that lead to the helm.

"James you have such a nice voice when you say jaysus, no let me try again: jaysussss" she erupted into a fit of laughter as she impersonated me.

I gave control of the ship to my quartermaster and stood above Evelyn.

"I should be a pirate so I can have a red banana like you James." she grinned and linked her arms around my neck. I pulled her up and into my arms as I started to head to my room, I had given her my bed as would just sleep on the couch.

"You need to sleep before you embarrass yourself even more Missy." I chuckled as she sang yet another shanty.

I shut my door behind us and when I did Evelyn spun around and kissed me, alcohol does strange things to women.

"You're quite the man James Kidd." she blushed as she pulled me down on the bed with her. I was on top of her, close enough to see the redness in her cheeks and the lust in her eyes.

She caressed my face tenderly and softly, I got lost in those light brown eyes of hers.

"I'm sorry I'm clumsy at times." she chuckled weakly.

I knew that look, I had seen it once before. When I confessed that I loved her she gave it then as well, the yearning. I wanted her too, but not like this, not while we were both drunk and lustful.

She deserved so much more than that.

"Captain Kidd?" she said quietly as she planted kisses all over my face.

She was going to make this hard.

"Evelyn you're drunk." I said as I tried to get from on top of her, she pulled me back to her and into a passionate kiss. One that lingered and teased me, a message to tell what I would miss out on if I left that bed. It was driving me crazy but I refused.

"I want you to do to me what you did to those other girls. I want you to make love to me James Kidd." she said, her voice low and seductive.

That would've been it if she wasn't off her rocker drunk, I may be a pirate but I have morals...most of the time.

I took the opportunity to shake her off of me and cover her with blankets. That girl was pure temptation and I'm far too devilish for that type of sin.

"James don't go I'm not sleepy." she yawned before she curled up and went silent. I tapped her forehead lightly to ensure that she was out and thankfully she was asleep.

"Jaysus and I thought I was a funny drunk."