Whatever You Wanna Call This

You Smug Little Bitch

Klaus is tired of your shit

He knows what you did in the dark

Because you are his dirty little secret.

BOOM!

Klaus looks at you

Preggo biatch!

That's right Hayley.

You got demon spawn in your tummy.

It was worth it.

Because you got to see Klaus and Elijah naked.

Except Elijah cares about you

In till you die

Then.all Haylijah fans die

And the Klaus looks at them and Boom goes their ovaries

Look in media.

That smug bastard knows it.

He knows your ovaries go boom

Because he made Daimen Gillies balls go....

BOOM.

Into.ovaries then

BOOM

Damien lost his ovaries and now it's just empty space there.

Someone call captain Kirk because it's a Deep Space mission