Elaine had her whole hot girl summer planned out till she had to babysit for her moms friend.
Jahseh thought he'd have to stay out the house the whole summer to avoid his brothers new babysitter.
I'm not gonna lie and say they hated each other all s...
Bro, tell me why I just got home from school and I see my momma sittin at the kitchen table like I did something wrong. Now I don't remember doing anything yet so I really got no clue why she waiting on me when she said she wasn't gon be here when I got here.
"Elaine, you remember Ms. Cleo, right?" she asked once I was in her field of vision.
"Nope, who's that?"
Then she had the audacity to act like that offended her. Lady actin like I told her God doesn't exist.
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Who gon tell her that memory cuts off at some point? I would but I'm not tryna get smacked.
"You don't remember Cleo? My best friend Cleo. I used to bring you over there all the time to play with her son till you started acting like you were too cool to hang out with people."
"Momma, I got absolutely no clue who you talkin about," I said as I began to walk to the kitchen. Them cafeteria ladies know damn well they could've put more chicken nuggets on them damn trays while they was worried about me having a piece of fruit. Got me starvin half to death.
As I closed the fridge with my leftovers from last night in my hand, my mom gon speed walk over to me with her phone in her hand, "Her. Right there. Man look at the phone."
"I'm lookin, dang. And I don't know who that woman is. I could pass her on the street and I wouldn't recognize her."
"Anyways, when school let out next week, she wanted to know if you could babysit her youngest."
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Wait a sec, let me put my thinking cap on cause didn't she already say that I used to have play dates with her other son? So why can't he watch his lil brother? Somethin not addin up.
"Why can't her other son watch him? He should be old enough to watch him if I used to go over to play."
Watch her say something like 'well she doesn't trust him like that' cause if she do then Ms. Cleo or whatever her name is gon have to put some more trust in him.
