Behind The Scenes - 1D One Shots

Larry - MTV Cribs

A/N: Lmao i apologize in advance, this was made by a friend and me when we were really bored and it came out ghetto fabulous.

"Yo waddup bitchez mah name is Harreh Styles and my last name means i've got more swag dan u bitch and im pregzz as fuck" Harry said as the MTV cameras moved inside the flat he shared with Louis. The tanned boy appeared and made out with Harry. "Yo bitchez dis is mah fuckbuddeh and Marshaloqueen's fatha."

"Ey yo waddup peasents." Louis nodded at the cameras and gripped Harry's left butt cheek, causing him to jump a bit. "As you can see, well wat had happened here, was dat I fucked dis boi so hard, he got pregz with ma babay, ya know. Couse you know how i do, aha. The Queen be on that thug life shit." He popped his collar, looking like a gangster to the viewers at home.

"Yo nigguh dats som deep shit, dats som deep shit, we need a minute of silence.....kay dat's enough. Lets show you mah crib bitchez." Harry walked upstairs towards his bedroom and opened a drawer full of lube bottles. "Here we have sum lube cause you know dat nigga got a big dick and that shit hurts. YO LOUIS SHOW DEM YO DICK. WE ON MTV!"

"Shiet Harreh, I would very much like to show dem nigguhs what a real dick looks like. Bitches be tryin to grab on this third leg of mine all da time!" Louis smirked and walked in front of the camera and starts to unbotton his skinny jeans.

"I'm sorry sir but you cannot show that on TV." The cameraman said, and soon after that Harry moved closer to the man. "YO BITCH U AIN'T GONNA TELL US WHAT WE CAN OR WHAT WE CAN NOT DO IN DIS FUCKIN' HOUSE WE BUILT TOGETHA' WITH SWEAT, MONEY, TACO BELL AND CUM. LOUEH SHOW DAT SHIT!"

"DIS MOTHER... Okay but if this shiet gets out of control, well ya know... I was gonna make a penis joke... but its too long! AHA!" Louis raised his hand to high five Harry.

"Yo got dat bitchez Loueeeeeeeh! Niggus ain't got shit on yo dick they AIN'T-GOT-SHIT" Harry started twerking it, rubbing his bum against Louis crotch which had his fly opened. "YO GURL GET IT, YEAH"

Louis smacks Harry on the ass and winks at the camera, "How ya'll like an early Christmas present, bitchez? WE BOUT TO MAKE A PORNO UP IN THIS BITCH!" He takes a pause and looks up into the air, as if contemplating life for that short moment. "Ay Harreh, you ever wonder what hole the baybe gonna come out of?"

Harreh froze for a moments but the cameras kept on recording. "YO NIGGUH Y U EVEN ASK DAT SHIT, U GOT MAH HOLE BIG ENOUGH FOR MARSHALOQUEEZSHA TO COME OUT. U DUMB NIGGA!"

"Ay bitch don't start wit me niguh, or you ain't gettin none tonight."

*dramatic music starts to play*

Harry appears in other screen, being interviewed. "YEW know sometimes meh and dis nigguh fight because he thinks he is da queen, but he ain't shit." Harry's lips starts to quiver. "BUT I STILL LOVE DAT NIGGUH YOU KNOW, HE IS MAH LIFE."

Louis stares at Harry soulfully and a single tear falls down his cheek. ".... Nigga, I love you too man.... You da best fuck I had in YEARS! DAT ASS... AINT NO ONE GOT SHIT ON DAT! Well ya know, except me, Hehe."

"SHUT UP NIGGUH IM TRYING TO ACT CORNY" Harry protested. "Commercial shit. We gon' make sum buck" he whispered.

"You asshole." Louis walks away angrily. "You better watch yo ass nigguh. Ama make it painful foe u to walk tomorrow... bitch ass nigga."

"DAT MEANS IMMA GET A GOOD FUCK TONIGHT!" Harry exclaims in excitement.

During the next scene, Harry and Louis are sitting next to each other in the living rooms couch. "Yo i met dis nigguh back at a gay bar, we were in da bathrooms and i told him, 'yo got a big dick, wanna fuck mah ass?' and dats how we fell in love." Harry squeezed Louis hand tightly, resting his head on the older boy's shoulder.

"And Louis can you please tell us how you picture your daughters future?" the cameraman asked.

"Oh hell yea, ma little girls gonna be a fucking Queen like her daddy. She gonna be twerkin it up on TV! Whatchu think Harreh?"

"She gon be sellin crack so they can get sum money and become friends with Snooki." Harry hugged Louis, resting his head over his torso.

"You gon be such a perfect daddy". "dats right nigga, how bout we kick dis otha ratchet ass hoes so we can fuck?"

"YO MTV GOTTA FUCK WITH MAH BOFRANN, GET DA FUCK OUT!" Harry starts throwing stuff towards the cameras until they leave while Louis flicks them off. As soon after MTV walks out of their house, Harry gets rid off his clothes until he is completely naked. The curly haired boy leans against the couch, showing his bum to Louis. "DIS ASS AIN'T GONNA FUCK ITSELF NIGGUH."

"Hold the fuck up bitch. We aint even gotta use lub cause u all stretched out, hoe."

"YO SHUT DA FUCK UP AND DO IT." Harry held his own bum cheeks.

"Nah nigga turn around, you aint getting it that easy. you need to work for it.."

Harry pouted and got on his knees until he had Louis dick in his face. "Amma leave you dry." the younger boy thrust Louis length in until it hit the back of his throat.

"damn, boy..." He felt Harry's tongue flatten against his shaft while bopping his head up and down. "Just like that... keep going." Louis groaned at his ghetto-fabulous boyfriends amazing skills.

Harry started to tease Louis by softly licking the tip of his dick. "If you ain't inside of me, imma tease you with mah tongue."

"Shit..." Louis let go of Harry's curls, "That's enough, nigguh. Turn around for me." He instructed.

Harry almost jumped in excitement and leaned against the couch. "Yo nigga get dat dick inside of meh".

Louis grabbed onto Harry's hip with one hand and allinged his dick with Harry's ass. "Now I DID say i aint gonna use no lube, so dont whine like a little bitch of it hurts." He pushed inside of Harry in one thrust and stopped to let him adjust to him

"OHMYFUCKINGODWHATWASDATLIKETYRABANKSHELP" Harry shouted and panted. "YO Nigguh did your dick grow from last night til now?"

"DID I NOT JUST SAY TO NOT WHINE, BITCH?!" Louis Smacked Harrys ass again and pulled out half way, only to push back inside him roughly.

Harry tried not to scream when Louis thrust inside of him once again. "Yo fuck me fuck me im yo slut." he panted softly, reaching Louis bum with his hand, pushing it against him.

"You got that right.." Louis pushed himself inside a bit more and pulled out again. He started thrusting rythmicaly into Harry, earning him moans with just about every thrust.

"Talk dirty to me you niggah" Harry moans weren't that manly, he sounded like a girl, begging for the dick. "Tell me i'am a slut."

"Shut up, hoe. Dont tell me what to do u dirty little slut, you just take it." He sped up on his thrusting.

Harry spun his head around as his orgasms echoed through the room, he also moved, getting in sync with Louis thrusts. "Do not have mercy of me. Fuck me until you kill me!"

Harry moved his hand down to stroke himself, but Louis stopped him half way. He grabbed both his arms, pulling him back onto himself harshly. "Your gonna cum with just me fucking your ass."

Harry nodded and moaned hysterically, so loud that even the neighbors could hear his orgasms. "Fuck Louis you do it so good, yeah keep it that way!" the younger boy shouted.

After a while, Louis felt a knot forming in his stomach, indicating he was about to reach his limit. "Fuck... Harry I'm close." He pushed in harder, hitting Harry's prostate and making him scream in pleasure again.

"Oh there is no way imma let u cum inside once again" Harry panted ans moved in order for Louis to pull away. Then, he got on his knees, opening his mouth so Louis would cum inside of it. The curly haired boy stroked himself as well. Louis shot Harry in the face, getting his cum on Harrys hair and cheek. "Sorry, babe."

Harry came on Louis feet but licked the white lines in his mouth and cheeks. "Yumm, u need to gimme more of dis".

"Aight bitch, now go make me a sandwich while i go take a shower."