You move into your new house because your last house exploded for an unknown reason... all you remember is seeing a human shaped raccoon exploding your house, which traumatized you so hard that you give everyone the silent treatment, once you move...
You wake up laying on your bed, you are so confused, until you see a letter written by the human kite,
you decide to read the letter, the letter states
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You were wondering why he wanted to meet you behind the school today, you put your clothes on and your backpack on, and head to school,
You run as fast as you can to meet Kyle,
You tilt your head and wonder why he wanted to meet you until he speaks,
"Hey dude, are you alright?" Kyle asks, you wonder why he's asking you this, "Cartman said yesterday he beated you up in your sleep!". What? How the fuck is that even possible? You were so confused.
You shake your head. "So he did lie!" Kyle says "I knew it!" No fucking shit Sherlock, how u gon beat up someone while they be sleepin, wait this already happened- oop- Chile big boobs anyways so uhm-
You have had enough, "wow dude calm down!" Kyle says, "are.. Are you gonna fight him?"
Are you kiddo?
Will you fight cartman? [YES] [YES]
I guess you're gonna have to fight him!, what do you mean no? Look kid, we don't have any other options! You're gonna have to fight!
