You move into your new house because your last house exploded for an unknown reason... all you remember is seeing a human shaped raccoon exploding your house, which traumatized you so hard that you give everyone the silent treatment, once you move...
You wake up early in 3:20 am to train to finally confront that mother fucker, you're gonna fight him so he gets what he deserves. You start beating up your stuffed bear, and you rip the bear's head up. Holy shit dude,
Then you start to run for over 10 miles, what the fuck dude-
You get a little bit tired, your bones hurt a lot because you tried running for 10 fucking miles
You fall asleep, for about 2 hours....
When you wake up you decided to go downstairs and see Kyle on the couch, you wonder why, so you sit next to him. "Are you sure you are ready to fight cartman?" Kyle asks, you nod your head.
You start to grow eye bags because you ran for 10 FUCKING MILES AND RIPPED ALL OF YOUR STUFFED TOY'S HEAD OFF WTF?!?
Even though you slept for 2 hours you are stilled tired, so you lay down on Kyle's shoulder to sleep.
He starts blushing 😳, so he lays down on the choice and sleeps too because, fan service you know 🤷🏽♂️
(2 hours later)
You wake up and realize you woke up on Kyle's stomach and you start blushing.... like, you start blushing that you look like a literal fucking tomato
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Anyways, Kyle wakes up too and realizes something... "OH SHIT! WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" Kyle shouts It was 8:00 am and you and Kyle were late for school, he grabbed your hand and he was running fast, like, really fast that you weren't touching the ground.
You finally make it to school and get to class.you both sit down, and everyone starts whispering for some reason, gee I wonder why 🙃.
Once class was over, all the kids ran outside to see the epic fight... this is it
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