You move into your new house because your last house exploded for an unknown reason... all you remember is seeing a human shaped raccoon exploding your house, which traumatized you so hard that you give everyone the silent treatment, once you move...
You decide not to roast a bunch of maps on Twitter, because that would be a waste of fucking time giving 4chan virgins what they want,
so you decide to sit down and read a book for a while, your mom/dad knocks the door, they say you're going to a school called, "South Park Elementary".
You wondered what that school is, so you go on your laptop to research it. You see that there is a principal called "PC principal". You roll your eyes because, you obvious know what "PC" means.
Now you need to plan out how you're gonna make a good impression, we don't really know your personality yet so uhh... how about we pick a type for ya huh kiddo?
Meh, I guess you really can't pick a personality right? I mean, this is wattpad! You can't choose unless you do a bunch of parts and.. I'm kinda lazy so... let's just let you pick. And I'll just assume. Before we continue, we gotta give you a few flaws, because we don't want a Mary Sue/Gary stu.
... so kid, what kind of flaws do you have? It can be anything, sadly you can't really uhm.. type through the screen... so we're gonna have to assume. Again... now we gotta pick outfits, you don't want to look like a total jackass do you?
Now which outfit do you want? It doesn't matter what gender you are! Pick one you please! Cmon! Sure it may be a lot but it's worth it! ;3
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