ハーレム HAIKYUU X MALE READER

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Why are people surprised when i said "ducks are not that delicious" they were like "you eat ducks?!" I mean yeah, at least i don't eat rabbits.
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"Help."

"Ni..noya! What happened?!" You ran up to him and checked every part of his body. "Just looked at a couple earlier, the boyfriend went to the restroom so the girlfriend was there outside waiting for him. I stared at her because she acted different when she's not with her boyfriend. She must've thought i was creepy when she noticed that i was staring, so she sprayed something on my eye and it fucking hurts! And- so- IT'S STILL BURNING!" He rapidly rubbed his eyes, thinking it would make it stop.

"Stop- noya! You're making it worse. Go inside the restroom and wash your eyes. Oh and no soap. Just water okay?" After reminding him, he went inside as you waited outside.

"Can't believe that dwarf was checking me out!" You heard a girl spoke loudly. You checked where it was coming from then saw it was coming from beside you.

"It's okay now babe, i warned him. He won't come any nearer." Her boyfriend assured. You could hear her scoff and mutter a few curse words. You were a little interested on who this 'dwarf' is and since your short friend just got pepper sprayed right into his eyes, you thought that it might be him.

"Excuse me, who is this person you're talking about?" You stood up and asked the couple. "It was a short boy with a hair like a troll! It was upwards like what?!" The girl quickly said. "Oh, sorry if he had caused you trouble. I'm sure that he wasn't checking you out." That's when her boyfriend finally spoke up.

NISHINOYA POV
"Why'd i get that for?" I continued to complain. 'I did nothing wrong.' Still mad at the couple. I remember clearly that I wasn't doing anything wrong. Why did he warn me? Check his girlfriend out? When?!

I sighed softly as I looked at my reflection on the mirror. "I just thought they were cute..i wondered if that's how me and f/n going to look if we ever become a couple." I blushed at the thought of me and my "friend" dating.

I dried my face with a tissue when suddenly, I heard a loud talking from outside.

"I said, my friend didn't check you out. Please don't think every boy would check you out." A familiar voice to me. It's F/n! 'What's he doing..' I wondered and took a peek. I saw the couple on the left side while F/n on the right side.

"But he was staring right at my breasts!" The girl claimed. 'What..when!?' I was mad because they are assuming things that are obviously not true!

"You have proof that he looked at your breasts? Did he try to flirt with you? Did he ever touch you on certain places you are uncomfortable with? No? Then stop making my friend look like a disgusting man." I heard F/n talk back so seriously.

"I'm sorry for giving the wrong ideas.." I decided to speak so they can stop arguing. The girl stepped back a bit while her boyfriend went in front of her. 'I hate this.' I sighed.

I tried explaining to the two but I could still see that they are doubting me. "Okay! We'll let this go. We have to go anyways..bye pervert." Both walked away, leaving us shocked at how shameless they were. "Don't worry noya, let's forget about them." F/n smiled, which got me smiling brightly back at him.

THIRD POV
"It's been 15 minutes! Where are they?!" Kuroo complained. His teammates started to get worried about you and your friend. "Hey guys! Sorry, there was a weird situation or something earlier!" They heard Nishinoya yell, as you and him ran up to them.

"Whatever, you wasted our time! Just like what kenma did!" Kuroo yelled quite angrily. You and Nishinoya shrugged to make it seem like a big thing.

Yaku had enough and told everyone to not waste each others time. "But it wasn't our fault!" Nishinoya defended. "But you did left us, which caused f/n to go and find you." Kenma's comment to his defence made everyone agree with him. "Fine, sorry." Nishinoya's pout when he had apologised, did not get your friends to stop scolding him.

"okay! Let's just go to Kuroo's house or something."