ハーレム HAIKYUU X MALE READER

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"Sure!" Lev agreed as fast as he could. "No, he hasn't cleaned the house for weeks." Kenma declined, which also made Kuroo gasp at how his best friend exposed him just like that.

"Ew. No." Inuoka screeched when he heard Kenma showed a picture of 23 dead cockroaches on the floor and a visible dirty laundry around the house. "Yep, this is kuroos' house." All of you had a sound of disgust. "stop! This is embarrassing..to kenma's house then!" Kuroo had mixed emotions at the situation.

"No, i was too busy to clean." He quickly declined as soon as he heard his name. "It's not that bad like kuroos' right..?" You asked you pudding head friend. "No, but..no." He sighed since he knew his friend would shower him with questions after. "Why?!" Yamamoto shouted his question. "Quiet down, anyways, why kenma?" Yaku sounded like a mom at first.

"Just no. Let's go to his house." Kenma's hand pointed directly to Lev. "Sure! My sister is welcoming so..yay!!" Lev joyfully shared. Everyone was finally happy that you all had finally decided on whose house to chill in.

"Welcome!" Lev's sister kindly opened the door with a beautiful bright smile. "Oh f/n! I heard about your friend..here's my number." She cheekily grinned. You accepted the paper and thanked her afterwards. "Okay..so let's go to my room." Lev suddenly felt exhausted.

"You okay?" You asked while walking to his room. "Yep, nothing to worry about!" He looked happy, because when you asked him if he was okay, he thought you were worried about him and "worried" means you really care about that person.

"It's just the walk we had earlier." Yaku assumed. Lev was a bit upset about it since it was obviously a different reason, but he didn't want to ruin the mood so he agreed with his senpai. "Yeah! I'll just take a nap while you guys..talk or something?" He questioned. "Yeah sure, what's your wifi password?" Kenma asked already handing his friend his phone.

"It's- wait. Hey sis!" He yelled so that his sister would hear. "What?!" She yelled back. "Wifi password?!" He continued. Quite noisy it was. Most of you tried to cover your ears to lessen the noise the siblings had created. "Thanks." He gave Lev a smile after he received the password.

"Okay, so don't make loud noises." Lev muttered before laying down on his bed.

You and your other friends sat down on the floor awkwardly. "Hi." You tried to break the silence. "Hi! So, did you guys heard about the serial killer the police had just caught?!" Yamamoto answered excitedly. "Yeah! The serial killer looked quite good, but he would've smelled bad." Inuoka continued.

"Can't believe they're talking bout dead bodies." Kuroo whispered to you as the two boys continued talking. "

"Let's talk about how your brain is just like tofu." Kuroo interrupted the excited boys. "Ew, can you not? My mom just told me she ate tofu soup." Kenma answered with a sound of disgust.

"Then did you know that we're actually not real? Like, i have a theory..what if we're just in the other universe. What if my other self is built different?!" Kuroo gasped at his theory. You chuckled at his childishness and said, "that's not true, if we aren't real then we won't feel any pain." Shrugged after.

"But, i feel like it! You know why?" He obviously asked that for an answer. "Why." You all asked. "Cus' i'm so handsome to be real." He smirked, proud of his answer. "Oh don't be like oikawa-senpai." You rolled your eyes.

"Uhm..okay?" He answered. "Wait i have a theory!" Nishinoya raised his hand up. "The earth is flat because my world is f/n." He blushed at his corny words. "No! Ew! Bye!" Kuroo ran out while giving out weird noises. "I-Is that a compliment?" You asked. blushing. "Yes." He mumbled, still embarrassed by his sudden flirting. "Get a room!" Yaku threw a pillow at the both of you.

"I have been awoken by this shortie. I heard his pick up line. Disgusting." Lev said as soon as he sat up from his nap.

"Fine! Let's get a room f/n. In the closet?" Nishinoya asked while staring directly at you. "What- closet?? Why the closet?" You questioned back. "Oh! Let's play seven minutes in heaven or something." He suggested.

"Sure!" You all agreed while Kuroo entered the room as soon as he heard the familiar game.