Not me trying to shift into hogwarts 🤦
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𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕥𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥 - 11 characters only
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SUGA 🤱
Suga: there's something i want to tell you..
Suga: i like youth
Suga: you*
Suga: for a very long time now
Suga: now this might sound cringy but..i've liked you since i first saw you
Suga: i love youth ❤️
Suga: you*
KIYOKO 🧸( i like the emoji srry)
Kiyoko: i love you
Kiyoko: let's go out
Kiyoko: ?
Kiyoko: i'm ready.
Kiyoko: i'm outside your house f/n
Kiyoko: hello?
Kiyoko: are you even home
YAMAGUCHI 🍠
Yamaguchi: hey f/n?
Yamaguchi: so i've been meaning to tell you this..
Yamaguchi: no i am not in love with tsuki.
Yamaguchi: uhm. Yeah?
Yamaguchi: i'm pretty cool (๑•̀ᴗ-)
Yamaguchi: why am i following tanaka senpai's advice ( '•̥-•̥' )
Yamaguchi: ok for real this time.
Yamaguchi: i like your feet
Yamaguchi: sorry
Yamaguchi: okay, so i love you bye!
ATSUMU 🔪
Atsumu: now i ain't no scaredy cat like my brother samu here so
Atsumu: i like yer
Atsumu: did ya know that?
Atsumu: probably not, cuz i'm good at hidin my feelings 😎
Atsumu: unlike samu who's so obvious
Atsumu: am i right?
AONE 👱🏻
Aone: my affection towards you may seem like i just respect you
Aone: i do respect you.
Aone: but i also like you
Aone: will you be my husband.
Aone: my teammates said i should be top
Aone: is that okay?
Aone: i can buy a bed just for us
Aone: we don't need bunk beds if you don't want to be bottom
Aone: is it okay for you to sleep beside me?
Aone: let's live together.
TENDOU 🤡
Tendou: i like you
Tendou: see? I'm so confident 🥰
Tendou: i love you f/n!
Tendou: let's have babies
Tendou: if there's a hole, there's a way
Tendou: don't women just poop the fetus out?
Tendou: wait let me just google
Tendou: WHAT THE FUCK
OIKAWA 👑
Oikawa: i shouldn't be the one confessing
Oikawa: it should be you!
Oikawa: i've been waiting for you to confess but i'm too impatient
Oikawa: so i love you f/n
Oikawa: to be honest, i don't think i need an answer
Oikawa: i just know that you feel the same way ❤️
Oikawa: i'm so handsome and i'm the best setter in japan!
Oikawa: who wouldn't like me?!
BOKUTO 🦉
Bokuto: hey f/n..
Bokuto: i like you!
Bokuto: you like me back right..?
Bokuto: you, you like me back cuz i'm such a cool ace right?!
Bokuto: i'm the best ace in japan! All the other aces are all the same!
Bokuto: i'm built different
Bokuto: no offense to your ace - akaashi
Bokuto: huh? What'd akaashi write
Bokuto: let's date okay?
KENMA 👾
Kenma: I'd sacrifice my 3 hearts for you
Kenma: i'll even play bad in arsenal, but just for you
Kenma: i would even put my nintendo switch down for you
Kenma: i'll let you play with my video games
Kenma: i would even plan to watch some twitch videos with you
Kenma: i would do everything for you
Kenma: but you would treat me like i'm some enderman?
Kenma: look at me.
Kenma: can't believe i made a minecraft pick up line. I'm cringy sorry f/n.
Kenma: i hope you feel the same way
KAGEYAMA 🥛
Kageyama: hey dumbass
Kageyama: just because i call you stupid doesn't mean i hate you
Kageyama: i like you just how i like my milk
Kageyama: and you know i always drink milk
Kageyama: i promise i won't be clingy cuz that's annoying
Kageyama: so i love you..?
Kageyama: yeah! Bye dumbass!
SAKUSA 🦠
Sakusa: you might be dirty as a toilet seat, but you made me love you.
Sakusa: though you need to shower 3 times a day and wash your hands 5 times no wait whenever you're going to touch me
Sakusa: and when we kiss, you need to brush your teeth first
Sakusa: and when we cuddle, you need to shower first
Sakusa: and when you cook for me, i need to see it clean as a new pair of utensils.
Sakusa: otherwise i'll break up with you
Sakusa: but if you follow those, i'll make sure to give the affection that you need.
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