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ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ "𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗍" - 9 characters only
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AONE 👱🏻
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Aone: oh
Aone: it was very hard to let it flush
Aone: and i'm very sorry but please don't use our toilet anymore
Aone: please f/n.
SUGA🤱
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Suga: no worries f/n!
Suga: if your stomach hurts or having a problem, call me okay?
Suga: also is it the food i made you today?
Suga: it contains milk and i don't know if your lactose intolerant
Suga: if your stomach still hurts, i'll send you some medicine!
TSUKISHIMA🧂
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Tsukishima: i know
Tsukishima: it was fucking massive.
Tsukishima: don't use my toilet anymore
Tsukishima: why did i even allow you to use it.
SAKUSA 🦠
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Sakusa: never use my toilet.
Sakusa: never.
Sakusa: i had to clean the whole bathroom
Sakusa: i bet you didn't even wash your hands 2x after.
Sakusa: you're a disgusting germ
DAICHI 💀
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Daichi: yeahh let's not use that toilet anymore
Daichi: i'm kind of disappointed f/n
Daichi: you left without helping me unclog It
Daichi: but it's fine! 👍
Daichi: i was fine.
BOKUTO 🦉
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Bokuto: shit that was you?!?
Bokuto: bro, it was even bigger than my biggest one!
Bokuto: you win this 🥇
Bokuto: but is it bigger than Kuroo's? 🤔
TANAKA 😎
Tanaka: i took ur shit
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Tanaka: i knew it was you
Tanaka: you ate corn today and the shit had corn in it
Tanaka: eww
Tanaka: wait no i'm not scared 😏😎
USHIJIMA 👨🌾
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Ushijima: thank you
Ushijima: i heard fèces are good for planting
Ushijima: nevermind, i think only animal fèces.
Ushjima: thank you anyways
TENDOU 🤡
You: i was the one who clogged the toilet
Tendou: yeah i know
Tendou: not gonna lie, ur shit looks just like you
Tendou: like literally
Tendou: i even took a pic before unclogging it
Tendou: should've took a selfie with the poop before unclogging it though 😔
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