Fregley and Draco Break Out of Prison

The Prison

Hi, my name is Fregley. You could say my life is.... pretty crazy. This is the story of how I escaped— prison.

Now if you haven't been following along with my wacky life story let me sum it up for you, basically I was lured into solving a murder with my former best friend turned lover turned foe turned best friend turned lover turned rival, Greg Heffley. His cousin, Troy Bolton, had been mysteriously murdered and he wanted me to help him solve it, little did I know it was all a ploy to lead me to a factory to murder me as well. Along the way I had met various boys who had fallen head over heels for me but the one I had fallen for was Draco Malfoy, Greg knew this and kidnapped him. In the end when trying to stop Greg from getting away, Draco and I had murdered him. Unfortunately for us though, he had left behind no traces that he, was in fact, the murderer and Draco and I got blamed for everything. Now we're in prison... trying to escape.

Draco and I couldn't be cellmates, they obviously assumed it would get too steamy if we were (or that we'd try to plan a murder I don't know I didn't pay attention). So I got paired with Rodrick Heffley, now you may be wondering what he had done as am I, well it turns out when we went to solve the murder of Troy Bolton, Rodrick had tried to murder Manny but he didn't know Manny was an uncover cop. I felt so lucky I got share a room with Rodrick his sexiness was unbearable and it only got better after I found out he tried to kill Manny... AND his musk was as godly as ever.
"RODRICK MY LOVE!" I yelled
"What do you ugly ginger cunt." He said flirting back
"Would you like to share a bed?" I said sensually
"No, no I would not. I have seen put your hands in the toilet before and I don't want the weird sticky hands of a ginger all over me. Besides I already got myself a boyfriend." Rodrick was always one to play hard to get
"Who is your boyfriend my love??" I said shocked
"James, from Big Time Rush." He replied
"JAMES FROM THE POPULAR 2010 HIT SENSATION BAND BIG TIME RUSH?" I gasped
"Yup." He said in his manly sexy man voice.

It was lunch time, Rodrick and I had been scavenging the prison yard for rats so I could teach him taxidermy but alas we found none. We went inside to eat but I was more focused on finding my love Draco, I had missed that hunk of man so much I was crying my yellow tears and leaking my white snot. Someone had commented about the colors of face fluids being wrong but I assured him that drinking chlorine water and being a cult will do that to you. All of a sudden I felt a tap on the shoulder, it was Draco!
"Hello my ginger goddess." He whispered to me
"Draco my love! My sexy sex god sex man!" I said still crying, "I MISSED YOU!"
"I missed you too, let's get lunch and find a private place to sit."

Lunch was a gray pile of slop... just like mama used to make after I gathered dinner! It reminded me so much of home here I wouldn't mind my stay but also it didn't have some of my family members (I say some because my uncle Ernie is here because he's a convicted arsonist).
"Fregley?" Draco said in a sad tone
"Yes my love?" I said lustfully, I hoped he was going to give me some of his drain hair. He was going to be receiving all of mine now that Gregory was gone.
"I miss home my ginger snap." He said sadly
"Anywhere with you in it is MY home." I said reassuring
He laughed awkwardly "Yes my love but... I have a plan."
"What is it sexy?" I questioned knowingly
"We're going to escape... together."