Fregley and Draco Break Out of Prison

A Break Out

"I have a plan to get us out of here, my gingersnap." Draco said in a hushed tone "You have to get out of your cell and meet me in the showers tonight at 3am."
I nodded knowingly at his plan, I loved taking showers. I could even give him my drain hair! The thought of this seductive date made me swoon, it reminded me of when I wasn't a convicted felon. "Our romantic rendezvous is marked in my calendar my scrunkly!" I said seductively, batting my eyes.
Draco laughed nervously "I don't think you quite get it."
Me? Not understanding when men were flirting with me? As if.
"I'll have you know my sexy little ferret man I'm quite well versed in secret plans." I said excitedly as I shook my body about at the table
"Okay that's enough of that," he said worriedly "I'm surprised they didn't put you in the mental ward." Oh how I loved when Draco flirted with me.
"Oh," Draco added "Don't tell anyone about this. It'll be our secret."

It was almost 3am, I have seductively convinced Rodrick to steal the cell keys from a police officer so we could break out and, as a bonus, Rodrick and his two scandalously attractive boyfriends (James from Big Time Rush and Edward Cullen) were also going to shower with us! It was like communism and Karl Marx, at my family's cult meetings we worshipped them dearly along with the PPE (Purple People Eater) so you could say I was well educated. I thought Draco wouldn't mind that I brought them with. After all, Rodrick was my only other lover on the inside of this homely little place. Plus, James looked like a Ken doll. So plastic and soulless, so sexy. Edward wasn't too bad himself, he looked like a possum playing dead, or perhaps a taxidermy one.

When all 4 of us had met Draco at the showers he looked annoyed
"What's wrong Drakey-poo?" I questioned worriedly, it isn't good to see ones love in a state of peril.
"I told you not to bring anyone you dumb cunt." He looked so alluring when he was flirting with me loudly like he does,
"Well crunchy I thought you wouldn't mind! You know how I love Rodrick. And you know how Rodrick loves his boyfriends." I let out a cry of lust
"You know what? It's fine. It's okay. I guess they can all come with." He replied. I let out a screech of joy and jumped up and down like the kangaroo goddess I was. All of a sudden Rodrick and his god man hands shoved me to the floor. Erotic!
"Hey you ginger shit." Rodrick yelled in his godlike man voice "I thought you said we were showering. What the fuck is this?"
"Oh yes." I proclaimed proudly "Let's start!"
"No," Draco said "that's not? That's not what we're doing."
James and Edward let out disappointed sighs
"We're breaking out of here tonight." Draco said.
"WHAT!" I yelled "SINCE WHEN!"
Draco started to explain his plan again to all of us this time. We were going to escape through the courtyard and someone was going to pick us up outside the fence.

As we left, I tried to get a group hand holding session to go on but no one seemed quite as in to it as I. Playing hard to get was always an affective strategy to win my heart. Prison was a cruel and unforgiving place. Our ride wasn't there yet so me and Rodrick decided to scavenge for rats in the prison yard yet again. To our joy, we found some! I put two in my sexy orange jumpsuit so that I could taxidermy them for Draco later. Then, I started leaking my yellow tears thinking about how this place that I had come to know as home, I would never see again. Nor my family. They haven't even come to visit yet! I suppose the one I would miss the most was my gram grams taxidermy corpse, she gave the best advice.
Finally, a car pulled up outside the fence. It was Rodricks Löded Diper van, and the person who was driving it was the bassist of the band, Dream Minecraft.