𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 | 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

[𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻]

'...Where am I?'

The confused girl was laying on her stomach, her face tilted forward so that her chin was resting on the matress and her neck felt like it was about to snap.

'Who am I?'

She was aware that she had spent the last two hours awake in a traunce like state, but it didn't really sink in. She was just so tired.

'What am I?'

She scrunched her eyebrows in confusion, realizing that her right arm was completely numb from laying on it. Greasy hair was in her puffy face and her skin felt oily and disgusting. Ew.

'What year is it?'

Finally snapping out of it, she moved a bit to let the blood flow back in her arm and to not suffocate. A long, strangled sounding yawn left her mouth, before her back cracked from sitting up.

'How did you end up down there?'

She blinked at one of her many pillows, that were supposed to be in between her and the wall, laying on the floor.

'Hold up... Is it still today? Tomorrow? yEsTerdAy?!–'

It was Saturday, 2 pm to be exact.

"Well damn, the short nap somehow transformed into recharge-mode... I want pizza."

So she went to get pizza.

I suck at writing this is so awkward why are you still here it's 1 am on a school night I've been depressed for weeks I only had two cups of coffee today someone s e n d h e l p.

So yeah, she ate some left over pizza, washed all the acne product off her face and then went back to bed on her phone.

1:22 pm | private chat

gimmeattention
You know how you sometimes get random ghost shivers? Like it isn't cold or anything, you just feel like you're full of static electricity and just shake uncontrollably for a second?

I once heard that it's your brain randomly zapping you with electronic signals to make sure you're not dead, not sure if that's true

Bendyboy

Your brain litteraly went VIBE CHECK

Wasn't there some animal that rapes baby seals?

gimmeattention
Omg yes I've been wondering what it was for days but I'm too scared to google it

Bendyboy
Oof same

Living with parents that know no privacy ✊

gimmeattention
✊

Sis I gotchu

Bendyboy
Yea sis I gotchu 2

gimmeattention
Do you guys have this...this thing?

It's like... Waffly stuff with milk stuff and chocolate?

Bendyboy
Nah what's that

gimmeattention
It's tHE BEST–

You'll love it

It is yum

But like good yum

Like you know bad yum? Exactly the opposite, just g o o d y u m

Bendyboy
Good yum? Say less

gimmeattention
Damn I really want some

When I get it I'll ship some over

You gotta taste it

Wait I'll google it

Bendyboy
Google saved my ass so many times

But bing is another breed

When you google the most successful ways to kys it gives you numbers to hotlines

But bing?

Bing gives you a fucking list

(BAD COMMENTS BAD COMMENTS NO STOP)

gimmeattention
Knoppers! That's the y u m!

Oof you're so desperate you went on bing?

That's kinda sad ngl

Bendyboy
Yeah I guess

But well

Nothing is real

gimmeattention
Time isn't real

Bendyboy
I'm not real

gimmeattention
God is dead

The world is getting more and more destroyed everyday

Kids want to die

Bendyboy
Why do I even exist

Nobody asked me

gimmeattention
How are we so alike

Like bitch I certainly do not remember giving my mom consent to give birth to me?? And now that I'm forced to stay in this horrible place?? While suffering?? You expect me to be happy?? And do actual adulting??

Bendyboy
Let's just overthrow the government and reform the world to something actually enjoyable

gimmeattention
You know I sometimes just think about how fun it would be to be the evil king

Just Imagine it

Walking around beating people up, killing heroes, stealing, evil laughing, betraying your allies and letting the manic energy out?

Bendyboy
I'd totally want to be the villain

In class I often daydream about giving that horrifying smirk and then stepping on the beaten hero's face repeatedly with all the force I can manage and hearing that cracking of their bones–

And then I wonder what's wrong with me

gimmeattention
I'm such an asshole really

Everytime I hear a little kid breathe I just start swearing at them in my head and thinking about kicking them or smth

But then I don't because therapy exists

Bendyboy
I just want to destroy everything and then have the poor rebuild it, but in a way that is only good for me

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

gimmeattention
I really hope no one ever reads our convos