Jokes, Jokes, And Oh Won't You Look At That, More Jokes

Pt. 71-80

71. I'm So Bad's (ISB)

ISB#1: I'm so bad, when I crossed the street, I didn't hold my mama's hand

ISB#2: I'm so bad, when the sign on the door said to push, I pulled the door.

ISB#3: I'm so bad, I stole a cop's donut.

ISB#4: I'm so bad, when my teacher said good morning, I didn't say good morning back!

ISB#5: I'm so bad, that when I crossed the street, I only looked one way.

ISB#6: I'm so bad, when the sign said 'Wet grass!' I walked on it.

ISB#7: I'm so bad, I took a knife to a gunfight and won.

ISB#8: I'm so bad, that if I went back in time and fought myself, I would win.

ISB#9: I'm so bad, that when I wear a cape, it flaps by itself without the wind blowing.

ISB#10: I'm so bad, when Dora asked me, "Can you help me find it?" I said no.

Hardy har har.

72. (Cue evil laugh) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *starts choking* MWAHAHAHAHAHAKSODOXKCJDJSJSJWLAPSLXM

73.JDKQOAKSMXNNXJSKDFJJFIPQPALDMFRNEJZOZJNDNSJXKDKSKSLQLAPALSKDMDNDNEJWILQKADKXNFNFHDUWOWODJCNFRNDKOQPAPAKSMDJRJFUGTHBRWIKQPALDKCJFNFJDKJFUWLQPSKSKDJDIFUKSKSKDMCJJDNWSKDKMFMDWLSKMDJDKQLAPKDJGNRIGUHDHWBCUGN

Sorry I was having a seizure.

74. A couple days ago, my friend Angie, Natalie and I were playing Truth Or Dare. And so it was Natalie's turn, and she picked dare. So, we dared her to go to a group of people (like a really big group of people. Like twenty.) And say something in spanish. Like, to start yelling at them in Spanish. So she walked over to them and said something. When she came back, we asked her, "What did you say?"

" 'Go fuck your mom.' "

75. We were running today, and this group of boys were near us, and they started playing leap frog. Leap frog!!! My friends and I were cracking up the whole time.

76. Omg, I was reading a story on here, and the chapter's name was "It's a girl!". And then, the first sentence on the chapter is, "I was late." And this one reader commented on that and said, 'She's pregnant.' And, it doesn't rlly help with the title right? Sigh. What are my parents gonna do with me?

77. Saying 'so' just make things more awkward. For example:

*awkward silence*

Me: sooo..

Friend: sooooo...

*awkward silence continues*

78.

Me: I feel drunk.

Friend: Your feet are dry? *looks around and sees my water bottle* Here, use this to water them.

79.

" La la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn't matter, la la la, oh well, la la la. "

~ Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight Tonight

80. Do you guys know what i should write here? yea, me neither. oh well.