"Alright fine. But you better not break anything, or I'm getting the incense and evicting you."
Rick Astley had commandeered several unused tunnels that didn't get the chance to be assigned letters and numbers. He served as the landlord of that section, called Roll City. Big Chungus allowed this solely due to his inflated ego, as well as his inflated stomach, because Roll City produced Travis Scott Burgers and Bone Apple Tea.
"Yeah, but you know that's not how it works, right?" Rick Real Estate's newest client responded.
"Are you sure about this? You know, there is a good skeleton community in Bunny Land. They would be accepting of a ghost like you."
"Hey now, I'm not going to buy a house if you're necrophobic," Harambe said.
"Hey! I'm not a necrophobe! I love ghosts! I'm a real necrophile. WAI-" But it was too late. Harambe had caught the whole exchange on video. Within seconds, it was trending on Twitter with the hashtags #RickRollingInHisGrave and #RollCitySoGrey(TheOppositeOfGrayLikeGhosts).
Previously unbeknownst to Rick, 60% of his client base was composed of ghosts. It became a major news story, running on Chungus Channel 69. Ben Hargreeves, notable ghost, incited a protest rally in GilmTown A02, specifically Twists 1 through 0094.
Being a member of the undead, Sans attended this very rally, and chanted his heart out. He thought there would be no repercussions amongst the people he knew. He was sadly mistaken.
Three days later, the skeleton man was browsing the web, when an article caught his eye. The cover photo was the small, eloquent man he had met.
"You know, I think we're ignoring the hatred that ghosts have for other ghosts", Ben Shapiro stated in the article, "and these ghosts rising up are a weak force that can't even do anything."
Page after page of Shapiro slandering everything Sans stood for. He felt awful, heartbroken even, although he didn't know why.
"I met this guy once. Why do I care what some Ben Sharpie guy says? He's just an idiot, idiots exist. All to do is ignore him. Not like what he does matters to me, ha." Still, he couldn't stop himself from facepalming. "I'm such an idiot. Nothing matters. I'm an idiot."
