EXT. GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT - 10:00 PM
[LOUIS stands in front of the police department. He tosses the grenade in his hand up and down, taunting the officers in front of him]
LOUIS: (with amusement) "Does anyone have any jokes?"
POLICEMAN 1: "Drop your weapon. You're under arrest."
LOUIS: (not dropping his weapon) "Well, I guess I could tell a few."
POLICEMAN 2: (stepping towards LOUIS) "You are under arrest for 1328 cases of first-degree murder."
LOUIS: (raising his eyebrows) "That's a solid number." (snapping his fingers) "Back to my jokes. So a psychopathic villain walks into a police department. He surveys the room before frowning, right? And so he walks out and says--"
HARRY: (exiting the GCPD, walking up behind the police officers) "Where are all the donuts, guys?"
[Everyone spins around to face HARRY. HARRY blows a kiss at LOUIS before running back into the building. The police force splits up, half chasing HARRY, half staying with LOUIS]
LOUIS: (smiling fondly) "That was my boyfriend, guys. Isn't he great? I can tell you how we met."
POLICEMAN 1: "Open-fire in 3!"
LOUIS: (pulling the pin on the grenade, keeping his finger on the lever) "Oh well, that isn't very nice."
POLICEMAN 1: "2!"
[LOUIS tosses the grenade before the countdown finishes. It goes off, and he runs through the smoke into the police department]
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