Six years have passed. It is the beginning of Junior High at South Park High for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The boys from Colorado's most famous quartet have grown up, but South Park's still South Park, no matter how old you are.
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The last week of August and the end of summer had finally came to South Park. Stan Marsh's phone alarm played a nice, peaceful and relaxing tune, which was the opposite of what his mornings looked like, but the volume was high enough to wake him up. Stan opened his eyes and was about to press the snooze button, thinking five more minutes of sleep wouldn't disturb his routine, but stopped when he saw there was a message from his best friend Kyle Broflovski. He opened the chat and read "Ready for another year of torture?"
Stan laugh. "And do we have a choice?" was his reply, knowing Kyle would probably chuckle like he did on the other side. He gave up sleeping five more minutes longer and stood up, walking towards the bathroom to wash his face, but was abruptly pushed before he could enter by the stupid She-Ogre he knew as his older sister. Shelly would return to the college campus for classes in september and Stan couldn't avoid thinking it was about time for her to go away. Have her home some weekends was bad... But everyday was almost too much to bear.
"God dammit Shelly! Do you have to do this everyday?" Stan shouted from outside the bathroom, knocking on the locked door. His sister had grew a lot. She didn't used braces anymore and had gave a update to her looks, at least the possible, but her bad attitude stayed the same. Shelly opened the door, almost hitting Stan's face with it, to respond.
"Shut up Turd! I'm going out!" and she closed it again almost breaking it. The noise made Stan's mom, Sharon, soon appear to ask what was going on, but the boy just sighed and went back to his room. He packed his school stuff and changed his clothes while waited for Shelly to come out of the bathroom.
He placed his jacket, a The Who shirt, clean jeans and his red converse Chuckies above his bed. He opened the drawer and there it was, carefully stored, his trademark: The red poof ball hat. He throw the little thing with the others at the same moment he saw Shelly passing irritated through the hallway while his mother followed her screaming. Finally, he could use the bathroom.
About twenty minutes later, Stan got to the bus stop, not the same one he and his friends used to hang when they were kids, despite being practically the same thing. All sights in South Park looked alike. When he got there, Kenny and Cartman were laughing, while Kyle had his arms crossed glaring at the other two. "Hey guys." Stan said smiling to Kyle, who just sighed and got closer to his best friend.
"Hey dude..." Kyle seemed frustrated and Stan knew the reason. He knew why his other two friends were laughing their guts out and it was the same reson that placed that expression on Kyle's face.
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A week ago, to celebrate summer's ending, Cartman threw a huge party for everyone in class on his basement. Eric Cartman's basement had always been the best place for those events... It was big, had an extra bathroom and Liane, his mom, never seemed bothered with all the shit they've done down there. The whole sophomore class appeared, Kenny had got the booze and the pot with his contacts and everything was going as planned.
