Damn This Is A Full House [JJBA Villains X Reader]

👁️👄👁️day 1 of roommate life

You were watching (F/S) on the small TV in your room, when you feel a tap on your shoulder, "human, what is the thing you're watching?" Kars questioned. DIO being DIO however interrupts before you can say anything, "It's called a TV, so much for you being the UlTiMaTe LiFe FoRm" DIO mocks. You get up off of your bed to go check how the others are settling in and cause you don't want to be around when those two start fighting. Before you are halfway down the hall you are met with the very well dressed blonde and an arm around your waist, "thank you for letting us stay here, Ms. (Y/N) as a thanks, the others and I have made you and your roommates breakfast" you now notice a delightful smell emanating from the kitchen, you see your roommates already chowing down on their plates. You walk into the kitchen and sit down at the table where the others are. You have somehow ended up in between Esidisi and Diego, Wamuu and Satana sit down on the other side of the table. Esidisi decided to try something, he began to lean on you, "Esidisi get off of me!" You quietly squeal into his ear. "Nah, you're comfy" The tan buff male says as he rests his head on yours, a light blush crawls onto your face as you can hear his calm heartbeat through his neck. Wamuu can't help but feel a twinge of jealousy towards his master for laying on your head but he can't do anything about it. Diego got up to get more rocks from your Zen garden to munch on. Wamuu took his chance and changed his seat so he could be closer to you, (RM2/N) took notice and playfully says "careful (Y/N), I think you have a harem on your hands!" your roommate giggles at her own sentence. "At least I have a better harem than you!" You sass back at her, puting your arms around the two pillar men.

            {4 minutes later}

You can hear DIO screaming from your room, "MOTHERFUCKER!!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEE!!!" Kars's laughing is heard as well. You get up with the other pillar men behind you and walk closer to your room. You open the door and find that the two are playing Sorry, DIO has one piece out while Kars has all four, "WWRRRYYYY get your piece away from mine" DIO lowly growls trying to intimate the purple hair male but fails, only earning a small snicker from Kars. You and the other pillar men sit down watching DIO and Kars play Sorry, Kars rolls a six and lands on DIO's peg sending all the way back to the start. DIO grinds his teeth together and rolls the die getting a one, "fuck this I'm out!" DIO flips over the gameboard and leaves the room pissed off. Satana walks to your room and gets pushed by DIO. "Watch where you're go- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?" DIO tries to pull his arm out of Satana's shoulder. "Satana, let go of the vampire" Kars demands in a loud voice. Satana stops absorbing the vampire fuck boi and walks into your room towards you and the other pillar men.

"So who's going first?" Satana asks as you roll the die, a 6, "beat that fuckers!"
A smirk crosses Esidisi's face. Kars looks over to Esidisi, "don't do it." Wamuu rolls the die, a 1, "looks like you're going last Whammy!" You get kinda competitive when playing board games. Esidisi and Kars roll 4's while Satana rolls a 3. Satana and Wamuu team up for a better chance at winning.

             {Literally 8 minutes later}

"(Y/N)! Get off of Wamuu, he didn't mean to send your piece back!" Kars yells pulling you off of the taller man.
"Let me at him! Let me at him!" You trying wriggling out of Kars's grip but fail, your vision unclouds at the lack of stuff being hit, you can see the pillar men blushing at how aggressive you are. Kars looks down at you and let's go. in the fit of rage you had earlier, you didn't realize you destroyed the game board. The rest of the pillar men walk over to you, looking down at you and pull you into a hug. "Why are you hugging me???" You question because no one hugs you when you destroy an entire game.
"We didn't know you could be scary" Kars says as he muffles himself into your soft, (H/L),(H/C) hair. You find yourself blushing even more when the other pillar men start hugging you tighter. Kira walks into your room caught off guard by the four larger men hugging you, "um, Ms. (Y/N) is this a bad time?" The pillar men let go of you and brush themselves off. Kars glares at Kira, making a silent deal with him 'you tell no one and I'll make sure you can have a night with her'

(RM2/N) yells from the kitchen, "(Y/N) come get your sexy vampire! He keeps trying to sucky wucky (RM1/N)!" You can hear DIO getting hit it the kitchen. You step away from the buff men and Kira to get to the kitchen. You walk into the kitchen and see DIO getting hit with a newspaper, "WWRRRRYYYYY!!!" DIO scampers away from your roommates, he stands up and goes over to you, "you saw nothing" DIO threatens as he gets closer to you. It arouses and intimidates you. the British vampire fuck boi arouses you, you cringe at yourself. You grab DIO and go back over to your harem as (RM2/N) calls it, "DIO could you not cause trouble for once?" "Maybe you should've let the naked red head absorb me?" DIO replies as you're just about to reach your room. Once in your room you see that Wamuu, Satana, and Esidisi have left. Kars, Kira, and DIO are the only ones there. (Sexy fun times will happen in the next chapter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) )