Damn This Is A Full House [JJBA Villains X Reader]

🇺🇲The New Guy🇺🇲

This may be shorter than the others because school is being a bitch. Too much ✨classwork✨ yay

After watching the entirety of JoJo's bizarre adventures up to part five and the boys pointing out where they are in it, (BestF/N) points out that there is no Diavolo in the group. Then all of a sudden there was a loud BRROOVMVE noise in the living room and a short cough after it, Diego quickly gets behind you all. DIO, Kira, (BestF/N), and you get up from where you all were sitting to go check out the noise as the others will come with you later.

You open your bedroom door with the others behind you and walk down the hallway, past the bathroom and the basement, into the living room. You see a tall man in a pink formal suit, you stop walking and think to yourself 'his hair looks like donuts, weird.' Your friend rushed passed you to greet him. "OMG hi! I'm (BestF/N), it is an honor to meet you Mr. President!" She bows. Your eyes flick to her and the guy she called the president, back and forth. Your friend looked up at you and coughed signaling for you to greet him and bow, you did so. "Uhm, hi? I'm (Y/N) (L/N), it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir" you say nervously and bow. The donut haired man walks over to you and lifts your eyes up to meet his, "hello young lady, I am Funny Valentine" you try not to lose your shit at this grown man being named Funny. "If I may ask, where am I?" You stand up and so does your friend, Funny Valentine steps closer to you, a light blush creeps onto your cheeks as you can feel his breath hit you. DIO comes up behind you and Kira follows, (BestF/N) feels left out from this harem unfolding in front of her. Valentine bends down and takes your hand into his gloved one and kisses it like a gentleman.

Your roommates walk in with groceries and place them in the kitchen, "one more, eh?" (RM1/N) Says it like it's another child, (RM2/N) punches them in the arm roughly "shush, they can hear you." Funny, DIO, Kira, and you go back to your room to talk so as to not be interrupted by the others. (BestF/N) stays with your roommates to talk with them cause, even if you don't know it consciously, your vibes make her feel like you don't want her around. Kira and Valentine sit on the bed as DIO is forced to sit on the floor, to not be a total dick you sit on the floor with the blonde vampire.

You and the boys talk about places you've seen and where you want to go for a while, DIO starts to lean onto your shoulder and falls asleep. You look at the blondie 'he looks kinda cute, not going to lie' a light blush forms on your face. Kira gets a blanket from your bed and puts it on you and DIO "you and him looked cold"
Kira and Valentine decide to join you on the floor with more blankets and some pillows, you get comfortable as the boys all pile up and go to sleep.

"Goodnight you guys" you say curling up to the British vampire on your left

"Goodnight, (Y/N)" Funny and Kira whisper tiredly as they drift off for the night.