Rtte Oneshot Ship Book

#3 Girl Talk

SET IN RTTE SEASON 5.

The twin's eyes widened, looking at Hiccup and Astrid- they were both mad.
Everyone in Berk knew that you didn't want to get Astrid Hofferson mad, but only Hiccup's friends knew to not get him mad- he was as strong as Astrid, beneath those skinny arms, whenever they sparred it was always almost a draw-they either distracted each other or let each other win. That or Astrid caught Hiccup off-guard.

The twins instantly knew to run away, chanting "THORS MIGHTY HAMMER." As they left. Fishlegs decided to send a terror mail to Gothi, while Heather decided to interrogate a certain brown-haired boy.
"SINCE WHEN COULD YOU THROW A PUNCH LIKE THAT!"
"Since I grew up." Hiccup responded in his regular, sarcastic, calm way
"Uh guys I sent the terror mail to Gothi and I'm pretty sure Snotlout needs serious medical attention."
"Astrid, you know that it was just Snotlout being Snotlout, he's a muttonhead."Heather said, still mad at Snotlout.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, I just going to go throw some axes in the forest, y'know, murder some trees."
"Yeah I'll come too." Heather remarked, and whispered in Astrid's ear, "Girl talk." Followed by a wink. Astrid just rolled her eyes and got up.
Hiccup then grabbed Astrid's hand and spoke,"I'll give him both our shifts for the next 3 months."
Astrid smiled at this, knowing the amount of times that Hookfang would set him on fire. "Thanks."

As soon as the two best friends reached the forest, Heather spoke; "So, did you know he could do that."

"No, the last time he punched someone,(*cough*, Snotlout) I wasn't there, but according to the twins, it was with his right hand- his non-dominant one- and it knocked Snotlout out, and made him loose 3 teeth. We spar all the time but we usually let the othe win, or catch the othe off guard, you can guess who does which." She laughed.
"Yeah I can, also, I remember someone telling me that you two were just friends the last time i was here, so, spill."
"Spill what."
"How you two got together, duh."
"Oh."
There was a short silence between the two.
"So remember when I was blinded."
"Yeah, I nearly had a heart attack so I think I do."
"So Hiccup helped me through a lot of it, when I was feeling useless, he helped me realise I wasn't. I remember what he said off by heart, but I won't go into details. He told me that there will always be a Hiccup and an Astrid, always and that he would always be there for me."
She smiled and continued on.
"I'll always remember that moment, it was so amazing, he held my hand and was about to kiss me before the Triple Stryke attacked."
"Wait, wait, wait, hold on, so Hiccup was about to kiss you, not the other way around, but then that mutton-headed dragon attacked. Ugh please tell me that wasn't it."

"Okay so after Gothi gave me my sight back, we sat in front of the stables watching the sunset. I asked him why he didn't kiss me in the forest, y'know, since he was going to. He said it wasn't perfect, and that he thought that if it ever happened it had to be perfect. Well, I told him that right now was pretty perfect, and to be honest, it was. So after that, we kissed and watched the sunset."
Astrid looked over at Heather, who seemed to be broken, she was screaming and jumping, what she called, fangirling. Astrid decided to just throw axes until she called down.
When she finally did calm, Heather still had one more question:
"So how did you two get betrothed."
Astrid rolled her eyes, this was going to be one long girl talk.

Well this isn't really a truth or dare book anymore bu we'll get back to it soon, I promise XD