Hear Me Out(Jake T. Austin)story

Holy crap

Holy crap, both of my....both of the girls are here, how awkward is that?i don't know what to do, but just talk to them like its nothing. although, Janet is just not laughing at any jokes that I'm making, but Laura is,cuz she gets me like all the time. We are great friends, and the thing is I didn't know that these two were friends.

Me:so,when did ya started being friends?

Laura:since like forever.

Janet:we never hangout alot, too busy all the time.

Laura:we hangout,normally like this.

Me:like,at the house and that's it?

Both:yeah.

Janet:what brings you here?

Me:*I DONT KNOW BITCH!* umh I wanted to tell you something that's been bothering me, since yesterday.

Janet:give us a second Laura, it won't take long.

Laura:take your time *LEAVES THE LIVINGROOM*

"Take your time"? Really that's bull, taking our time could cause so much trouble in here.

Janet:what do you have to say?

Me:you tell me, seriously? I hope you didn't mention any of what you saw on my phone.

Janet:I didn't, but she did told me that she texted you and you texted back, she tells me the truth.

Me:right, so you two are open to each other, like a couple?

Janet:don't get smart in here, okay, this is your problem, Laura and I are best friends.

Well Fuck you too Janet, maybe there's more that I need to know.

Me:if what I said wasn't true, then why would you cut me off like a wart?

Janet:what you said to Laura was not appropriate, and you disrespected me like that.

Me:what do you say?

Janet:I don't want to be with you.

Me:seriously?

Janet:I'm serious. And if you want, friend zone could really help, big time.

I'm relieved, almost all the way into the friend zone relationship.

Me:friend zone isn't bad though, well? Will you forgive me for disrespecting you?

Janet:of course, I forgive you.

Me:thanks, and what now?

Janet:nothing really, I'm glad you came clean.

Me too,me too Janet, coming clean to you has set me free.

God, this was not so hard, and now, I'm single.

Laura:Jake, Moises is here.

Me:hey man.

Moises:hey bro, you ready? Hey Janet!

Janet:hey Mo!

Me:yeah, let's go.

Moises and I left Janet's house.

Moises:so when did your ex and girlfriend became friends?

Me:since forever, I just found out too.

Moises:isn't it weird?

Me:I found it super weird. And Janet and I aren't together, we decided to just be friends.

Moises:what happened man?

Me:she read a text from Laura and the text was nasty, and it was crazy, so she was pissed like crazy....so things weren't great, I had to end it, she couldn't take it anymore.

Moises:anymore?

Me:well, she thinks that I lie to her alot.

Moises:thinks?

Me:yeah,what?! You think I lie too much?

Moises:not think, you're a liar, like the agent of a liar.

Me:*I LAUGHED* really? Although, I figured too.

Moises:those two make a great lesbian couple.

Me:who?

I hope he is not talking about who I think he's talking about