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BOOTLICKING BARNEY

Dora the explorer is back on her adventures in search for Bootlicking  Barney.

Now now I don't deny bootlickers, Daddy's sluts,Cum whores, cocklickers lie every where on Wattpad.

P.s I ain't calling them these
It's what they lable themselves on Wattpad.

Two faced people are present everywhere on Wattpad. And it's a  human nature to be two faced.

But Virgin banana and papaya kids forget this on Wattpad.

Now now these Barneys are smart people.

They attack
(aka become FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS) those people who are FAMOUS (✿^‿^)

MIND YOU
NOT THE GOOD KINDA FAMOUS.

THEY BECOME FRIENDS, SIDE HOES,
BOY FRIENDS, DAILY FUCKS, ONE NIGHT STANDS YADA YADA.

AKA DOING EVERYTHING WHICH FALLS UNDER FAKE POPULARITY ON A READING APP.

Popularity ON A READING APP SHOULD ONLY MATTER TO YOU IF YOU ARE A WRITER, A POET, A SOCIAL AWARENESS EVENT,  OR AN ARTIST WHO SEEKS RECOGNITION TO GROW IN REAL LIFE EVEN.

THESE ARE PEOPLE ON THIS APP GENUINELY PURSUING THEIR 'HOBBY' OR 'CAREER'.

NOW SOME OF YOU FEEL LOVED BY 5-6k  FOLLOWERS AS THAT NUMBER MAY SEEM  SOMETHING LIKE BILL GATES AND JEFF BEZOS NET WORTH.

I used to be Concerned About follower numbers but this wasn't on Wattpad.

I wasted almost an entire year commenting ? I kept saying myself I just like supporting authors by commenting on that app and maybe making someone smile.

Fr I chose an exact minute to comment.

I'd run to comment sharp at 7:30 pm to Comment so my comment is at the top on that all.

I used to get pissed and stressed if I missed that by like some 10 secs even.

Then I realised most of these people are dead numbers.

I have some 5k + followers there and I am still second most known user.
I go there to post my stuff ocassionally.

But honestly ???? Ummm that number which I used to be proud of when I was 16 makes me feel like a moron now.

Yes Mr  Boots I know I am cringe. Stop rubbing that in my face.

I did realise FRIENDS BOTH IRL AND ONLINE MATTER MORE THAN FOLLOWERS

I MADE A WHOOPING 200+ CLOSE FRIENDS

50 OF WHOM SHIFTED WITH ME TO WATTPAD TO SUPPORT ME AS A POET ON MY OLD ACC.
100 ISH STILL TALK TO ME ON A REGULAR BASIS.

and this Friendship began three years ago.

It wasn't made BY Me Faking suicide, or depression or EVEN FAKE DATING MYSELF.

YES PEOPLE ARE GOOD,
BE YOURSELF,
THEY'D STILL LOVE YOU.

FRIENDSHIPS THAT TAKE TIME TO FORM, LAST LONG

A PERSON YOU HATE MAY BECOME UR BESTIE
IF U TRUST IN BEING YOURSELF.

WHY DOES FOLLOWER COUNT MAKE YOU ACT AS A GUY???? OR ACT AS A SMOKER ? A DRUGGIE ?

OR FUCKING STAB PEOPLE WHO TRUSTED YOU?

Beware of these Barneys. Inner hate does show up. If you observe carefully.

Some random people can break you, but find those whom you can blindly trust at.

Appreciate close bonds over numbers

This isn't MATH CLASS,
WE ARE NOT LOOKING AT BEST ANGLES FOR FUCKING OUR eXs.