Young Heroes Episode 1

Lois and MJ

(Lois Lane popped a bubble with her chewing gum as she watched Selina Kyle lead the cheerleaders routine)

Lois: "Pfft. Bunch a barbie dolls. The lot of them."

Mary Jane Watson: "Yeah. Totally."

(Lois looked at her with bewilderment)

Lois: "Who are you and where did you come from?"

MJ: "Outer space obviously. Can't you tell?"

Lois: "Pfft! Yeah. Aliens go to this sad excuse for a school in this sad excuse for a town. And dude if aliens were real, which they're not, they wouldn't be as attractive as...uh..a banana noodle."

MJ: "A banana noodle?"

Lois: "Yup. Uh..anyways you still didn't answer the first part of my question."

MJ: "Mary Jane Watson. I don't live here. I live in Queens."

Lois: "Queens? Why would you go to high school in Smallville of all places?"

MJ: "I don't know honestly. It's weird. There's something special about this place. Even Bruce Wayne goes here now. And Harry Osb.."

Lois: "Whoa whoa whoa..hold up. Bruce Flippin Wayne? The sexy rich kid from Gotham? He's here?? For realzees?"

MJ: "Uh huh. Realzees. What you got a crush on him or something?"

Lois: "Me? Pfft. No. Totally not my pipe. I mean type. That was a typo. Uh..yeah no I have a crush on..on that guy!"

(She pointed to Peter Parker who was putting his bag in his locker and smacked his head on it)

Peter: "Oof!"

Lois: "..okay maybe not him."

MJ: "Holy shit. That's..that's my next door neighbor, Peter Parker! I didn't know he was coming here too."

(Lois gave her a knowing grin)

Lois: "Got a crush on him or somethin?"

MJ: "Shut up! I so do not!"

Lois: "Then go talk to him. Prove me wrong."

MJ: "Sure. As soon as you talk to Bruce Wayne."

(Lois scoffed)

Lois: "Challenge accepted."

(Shakes her hand)