random danganronpa oneshots

naehinahara-roadtrip

"Thank you for bringing us!"
"No problem."
"yAY ROAD TRIP!!!"

Makoto bounced slightly on his seat, excited. He was going on his first road trip! And who better to bring along than his amazing boyfriends? Hajime's friends Mikan and Nanami tagged along as well, making for double the fun! They weren't going anywhere in particular(aka writer doesn't know where to put them and what country they're even in), just driving around to different sightseeing spots.

Sixteen hours later...(lets pretend they're going somewhere far away idk)
"Shuichi I don't care about your insomnia you've been driving for sixteen hours straight let me drive."
"Why can't I drive?"
"Makoto, remember what happened last time?"
"...Mkay...fine...Hajime can...drive."
"Oop—he's started slurring. Mikan, could you move over just a little bit? When he starts having lots of pauses in his sentences, it means he's going to pass out...I think it's brain lag or something."
"O-of course! Chiaki does that too, it's how I know if she's stayed up all night gaming..."
"I had to grind my Gigalith for a match, I have no regrets none."
*thump*
"...And he's out."

After playing Pokémon Go for a while, Chiaki began to feel sleepy...Her head suddenly flopped onto Mikan's shoulder, scaring the nurse so badly that she dropped her open flask of hot tea. Shuichi, who had passed out earlier, was sprawled across both Makoto and Mikan's laps, and got splashed with an entire flask of hot tea where the sun don't shine. He immediately jolted up with a screech of pain, very disorientated. This screech in turn shocked Hajime, who accidentally turned the steering wheel and sent them careening to one side. Luckily, he managed to regain control over the car as everyone, excluding Chiaki, screamed and begged for their lives.

"wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO MAKE ME CRASH THE CAR???"
"I think I just lost ten years from my life..."
"DID YOU JUST TRY TO CASTRATE ME WHAT THE F U C K"
"I-I'm sorry!"
*yawn*
"Why is everyone screaming?"

After a while, Chiaki remembered something that Hajime had said earlier which she found strange.
"Hey, Hajime, why don't you guys let Naegi drive? What happened last time?"
"Well, the last time we did, he drove us into a bush, which we then crashed through, landing in a ditch and completely totaling Shu's uncle's car because he didn't want to hit a bunny."
"It was a bunny Hajime I couldn't just kill it."
"Yeah, but you could have swerved to the other side. You know, the one that is actually a road."
"...I panicked."