random danganronpa oneshots

chishimondo-flowers

(alternate title: let's stick a bunch of flowers in mondo's hair and call it a date)

Taka huffed, finally catching up to the taller boy.
"Why weren't you in detention?"
"Cause it's stupid."
"You can't just skip detention like that! You damaged school property, fought Kuwata, and now you even skip detention?! That is a clear violation of multiple rules and you should be punished!"
Mondo rolled his eyes. "I do what I want, now piss off."
"How dare you? That's against the rules and I will have to report you-"

Chihiro stepped in, waving at Mondo and grabbing Taka by the arm, dragging him away.
"He won't listen if you just talk to him...but I have an idea."
"What is it?"
"Meet me outside of Mondo's room tonight at 10. Be quiet so you don't wake anyone up. I'll do the rest."
"...This is within the rules, correct?"
"I mean...technically it's not not allowed, so..."
"I have concerns."
"Live a little! Don't worry, it's not dangerous or anything."
"...Okay."

Late that night, Taka nervously tapped his foot on the ground. He was, as instructed, waiting outside of his boyfriend's dorm room door. Just as he was about to leave, he spotted Chihiro running down the hall.

"Sorry...huff...that I'm late."
"Why are you carrying that bag?"

Chihiro smirked before opening the bag and showing its contents to Taka. The bag was full of flowers and Usami hair clips.

"We're gonna vandalise his hair to get back at him. I know that Mondo doesn't do his hair in the morning, and because of that fight with Kuwata, he has no mirror...so he won't notice a thing as long as we're careful."
"How are we going to get in? We don't have a keycard...and this is an invasion of privacy!"
"It's okay, we've dropped in unannounced before...think of it as a surprise party! And I'm a programmer, I hacked the door."

As if proving a point, Chihiro pushed the door and it opened as smooth as a goblin's lie. Beckoning Taka into the room, they set down the bag and got to work, teaching Taka how to insert the flowers properly and even making a few corsage-like bunches of flowers in Mondo's hair. After Taka and Chihiro were done, Mondo's cone hair looked more like a floral topiary than a hairdo.

Taka looked on at their handiwork with some confusion.

"It's pretty, but how will this teach him a lesson? It'll just make him embarrassed."
"After he rages, you can go up to him and say the next time he skips detention, his hair's getting dyed pink or something."
"...Chihiro, you're a genius."
"E-eh??N-no...Anyway, we should go and sleep now, bye Taka..."
"Goodnight Chihiro."

As he said goodbye to Chihiro, Taka gently kissed them on the head. Chihiro ran back to their room, blushing all the way.

The next day, Mondo couldn't understand why everyone who walked past him either widened their eyes in shock or burst out in laughter. Only when Kuwata asked, "What happened to you, man? Looks like a flower shop threw up on your head." did he realise. He brushed a hand to his head and was horrified when he felt flower petals all over his hair.

"WHO DID THIS? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Taka marched up to Mondo. He looked up at the taller boy and scolded, "That's what you get for skipping detention. The next time you skip detention, your hair's getting dyed pink!"

Mondo looked shocked, before smirking and shooting back. "I'd like to see you try, dishwasher."
"Dishwasher?? How is that an insult-"

Chihiro stepped in, cutting Taka off. "Sure. By the way, you really should get a better lock—I could hack that in my sleep."
"You helped him??"
"It was my idea, duh."
"Cheeky motherfucker."
"No swearing—mmph!"
"Heyyyy, I want a kiss too"

(i'm sorry i didn't know how to end this ashakdnws this is trash i'm sorry)