Handsomest_Hyung:
S
O
FUCKING
S
Actual_Sunshine:
Hello to you too Hyung
Can I help you with something?
Handsomest_Hyung:
Oh no
It's nothing
I'm fine
Just
Can someone please
Explain
How it's fair
That our maknae somehow went from this
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Tiny little bean I just want to squish
To THIS
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LIKE
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
Can we REVERSE IT?????
Because I
CAN
NOT
TAKE
THIS
Actual_Sunshine:
Sounds to me like someone is having
A WHOLE ASS EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Over Jeon Jungkook
Handsomest_Hyung:
Oh
We're way past that
I think it started last year
When the little brat grew his hair out
Like
WHO TOLD HIM THAT WAS OKAY?
Seriously
I just want to talk to them
Actual_Sunshine:
You know the same thing happens to him when you bleach your hair, right?
Seriously normally you look like a whole four course meal
And then suddenly you become the entire buffet
Handsomest_Hyung:
I already know I'm handsome
The problem is
Does Jungkook know?
Actual_Sunshine:
Oh
He knows Hyung
You've seen the way he looks at you, right?
Like you're his whole entire world
So maybe
You should try telling him how much you
What is it you want him to do to you again?
Handsomest_Hyung:
Step on me
Strangle me with his thighs
I would literally thank him for it
Throw me against a wall
Man handle me
Push me down in the middle of the practice room
Make me suck him off while calling him Hyung
Actual_Sunshine:
Wow
Okay
Jin Hyung is a freak
Did not see that coming
Handsomest_Hyung:
Jimin doesn't call me 'Kim Thotjin' for nothing
Actual_Sunshine:
Okay
Uh
Maybe start simple
Like
Telling him how much you like how grown up he's gotten
Acknowledge that he's not a baby anymore
He really just wants to hear that from you
That you see him like that
And that you feel the same way he does
That you want him
That he's your whole world
Handsomest_Hyung:
Okay
So ignoring how much you know about Jungkook's apparent feelings for me
That's actually good advice
Thanks Hobi
I'll let you know the results
Or
Hopefully the screams will
Actual_Sunshine:
Anything for you baby
Get that young dick
