It was a rather normal morning for the team Ateez. Well as normal as a group of teens going through puberty could be.
With the glued duo, Wooyoung and San...
"Clearly you're wrong. You should've flanked their left. I would flank their right. We'd close in and force them into the dug out hole."
"Well sorry I had a knife pointed at me, I kind of need to keep my head!"
"It's a fucking GAME! You dumb fucker!"
"I'm the dumb fucker?! You literally shot your character in the head! And you tripped over air. Then that time where you crotch shot yourself. And that was all in-game."
"You blew our cover! You shot Hyung in the foot! Slapped an elderly woman! Literally broke a man's balls."
"That was all in-game! At least I didn't fuck up the entire task. We still managed."
"Not the elderly woman! You slapped her cuz and you said and I quote "We don't need our hyungs, *waving hands aimlessly* we could get anyone around here and they could get us to behave! Unlike you two. *spins in place* I think I'd be a fine caretaker! because bitches can't help but fall for me *ends up slapping an elderly woman*"
"Well fuck you! You bitch ass! Hyung totally likes me better! I don't need your approval or criticism."
"No he likes me better! You're just a selfish bitch ass bitch that can't do anything but be a bitch."
"HYUNGS!"
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"Are you dumb or dumb? You clearly need sleep! It can wait a fucking day! Look at yourself, your hair is crazy greasy, you've worn the same thing for 5 days now, haven't showered in like what? A week? Your trash can is overfilled with coffee, and the others haven't seen you since our last mission which ended a week ago."
"This cant wait. It needs to be done as soon as possible. The longer I delay it the worse it all becomes. I don't need you fuckers to blow my chances."
"So that's what we are to you? Just some fucking people that work with you, slow you down."
"Actually right now? You kind of are! I'm trying to track down someone and I can't do that when you're fucking hovering over me like you're the stars!"
"I don't hover that often."
"Are you dumb? Are you... actually dumb? The stars are still there during the day. You can't see them as the UV rays from our sun are much closer. That in a way blocks the other suns which we call stars, from being seen. So yes your hovering is exactly like the stars."
"Well then we can help you! It's not exactly hovering if we help you."
"The information about the person is for my eyes and ears only."
"Because?"
"Because it's my family we're talking about and anything regarding my family until further notice is for my eyes and ears only. GOT IT! Now if you could so kindly fuck off."
"HYUNGS!"
"What did they do now?"
"Fucking fuckers are fucking crazy. Whatever I'm heading out for lunch. Don't expect me at dinner either."
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🎶"Da da da duh dum. Ba da dum dum duh. Chicken! Chicken! Give me that bitch! Da da da duh da da da dum diddy dum." 🎶
"Can you stop?! Like seriously it's been 5 minutes and I'm already annoyed by that."
"I'll stop when I get my chicken! You aren't the only one with food related needs!"
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Circuit Broken- Ateez
FanfictionMay turn have some supernatural stuff like instant healing but idk. If Hongjoong's boss thought his (Hongjoong's) missions were getting harder and harder to do solo then the two can only hope that the future isn't going to be anything like like that...
