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Thot leggings:

IF your leggings have crosses on them, cheetah print, or makes you look 'bootlicous' U's a Thot. If when you wear those leggings guys actually hold the door for you so they can stare at da booty they some Thot leggings. If you got them at RUE 21 they SOME THOT LEGGINGS.

Names:

SHARKESHIA
Rachiocious
Qunikke
Andrealicois (this girl in my class fml)

if you ever name you child one of the above names I will personally come and smack you on the head with a V8 bottle bc U STOOPID.

WEAVE.
.-.

I Personally have nothing against weave. if it's fly and it's hella fine then you do you boo.

BUT

if yo weave crackles in the wind and when you lay on it it feels like u munching cornflakes

I WILL LITERALLY

Poor a whole bottle of lotion on the mess bc it's in need of some D-hydration

Ok that's it

NO WAIT I forgot something

If you smell like Fish....plz go wash ur self inside of going to bath and body works

Plz and thx

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