Ok so I read this Harry fanfic au and I WAS DONE.
Okay first off all harry was like this BadArse drug dealer who could like kill guys by just looking at them and had hoes all over him while he smoked his blunt and breathed Os like imma need him to come in my life and help me be that cool.
Then he leaves his 'job' and goes home to which his baby moms is waiting.
Like dafaq does she just stay there all day and looks out the window waiting for him to come.
AND THEN as soon as harry gets home there is no "Hey babe" or "how was ur day sitting at the crib"
NO.
HE ASKES HER
"Can we cuddle"
At this point I have thrown my Bruh button against the wall and lighting it on fire.
HARRY MY NIGGGA YOH JUST GOT DONE KILLEN 73638 guys and you wanna CUDDLE my NIGHA is that REALLY what u wanna do???
How does he go from a RUTHLESS killer to a FRICKIN BUNNY.nLkke 0-100 quicker than drake.
THE FAQ.
and the she like 'okay babe let me feed sharkeshia and then we can do it boo'
.-.
Okay.
