Convo 1: pickup lines and comebacks

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(Pick up lines )
-we have 206 bones in our body,right? i get 207 when I see you(;
- Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes
- I would flirt with you but is rather seduce you with my awkwardness
(As you can tell my bf does most of the flirt I just blush and tell him to shut upXD)

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( for comebacks with whores)
-did it Hurt when you fell from the whore tree , and banged every guy on the way down?

- The only comeback you have is the cum in the back of your throat

- if you were a cookie you would s a whoreo

- When you die your gonna new a Y shaped grave.

-I hope whore is genetic!

-Hunny Halloween is over take the mask off

- If your pussy had a password it would 1234

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Hey guys it -kw and I just want to say... This is fucking fun XD

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Thx guys/girls
-kw

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