A Thousand Years || KNJ

age 7•9

soulmate i have an idea

* curious *

how about i tell you everything about me

that i know now

and then when it's your turn

it will be like a guessing game

I'll start off by asking if you're a boy or girl

and then if i get the answer right you be happy

* happy *

okay

so my name is opal

i am seven years old

i live in the USA

i live with my mom and my little brother

my little brother is 2 right now

i don't know where my dad is

my favorite color is pink and purple

black maybe

my favorite animal is the butterfly

which mom says isn't a real animal but i don't care

i am taller than all the other girls in my class

my mom thinks its because of my dad's genes

because she is really short

I'm already up to her shoulders

all the other girls in my class is jealous of me

because i am the thinking half of the soulmate and they are all the feeling side

haha

losers

it is funny seeing them get so mad at me sometimes

i am the smartest in my class

i—

OH SHIT

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

* confused *

* concerned *

THE MILK IS BOILING OVER

I REPEAT

THE MILK IS BOILING OVER

OUT OF THE WAY WOMAN

WE HAVE A CRISIS