I sleep in my spandex costume. I don't
really have a choice, seeing as I could be called on at
a seconds notice. That's why I need a superman -
someone who understands the demands of the job.
I love dogs - pitbulls are my favorites. The more ferocious
the better. I eat three healthy meals a day - with lots of
green vegetables - perfect for keeping up my physique,
which helps me fight the bad guys. My favorite color is
Red - the color of my costume - and my favorite thing to
do is work out. So basically, I'm just your typical super girl
looking for your not so typical superman.
And when I say I sleep in my spandex costume,
I mean I sleep in the biggest T-shirt I own.
And by dogs, I obviously mean cute, fluffy little cats.
I do eat three meals a day - at a minimum -
but some days definitely call for a few more.
My physique still helps me fight the bad guys -
if you count being too tall for most guys in general.
My favorite color is pink - because duh!
It's fabulous! So basically, I'm just your typical girl
looking for your not so typical superman.
I'll be at my phone, waiting for your response!
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Love Poems from a Love Virgin
PoetryIt takes one person to love, and two to be in love - something I know all too well. Here's love from the perspective of the girl who has never really been in love - a collection of poems that will make you laugh, cry, and think about what being in...