hello i am satan your forever lord the devil. secrets of the hellish are revealed, drama ensues, and sneak peeks of our new reality tv show "The Bad Place" all included, for a small fee of your soul. (if you cannot pay the price you will be condemne...
and heres a sneak peek of our new reality tv series, The Bad Place!
begins in the living room of the hell castle, where satan and his mistress scroll through their phones, and jesus spies on them from heaven. switches to jesus on a comfortable looking chair in a catholic confessional. "so... the devil has been really salty lately, so i decided to get a lil bit of revenge..." he bites his lip and smirks at the camera. "i may or may not have leaked a screenshot of satans search history..."
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jesus looks at the camera with a sly smile "guess its just the devil on my should" he says with a shrug, while throughout the house you can hear a deep voice boom "JEEESSUUSSS CHRRIIIIST!"
(authors note;) hi lol. should i continue with daily news? should i continue with The Bad Place? (thinking of renaming it, comment ideas)
