I love women- Jschlatt x reader

Chapter 5-Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life

Disclaimer: Carson has been completely removed from this fan fiction  so he's not going to be in this video like real life

(A/N: I know the timelines all out of whack but it's fan fiction so it doesn't matter. Please don't get mad ok)

Word count: 4K (holy shit)

Around noon is when you all get ready to film. You set up the first camera set up in the kitchen. You'd be mostly filming with Ted, but Charlie and Cooper would be popping up through the video. Everyone would be there though. You see Traves, Jawsh, Noah and Charlie walk through the door, coming in with all the ingredients for the video. Why they all needed to go, you don't know. You see Ted doing something to a cutting board, you look up from the camera you were adjusting.
"Watcha doing there Ted?" You ask, giggling.
"Making a crafting table. Look!" He says with a big grin showing you the cutting board with black tape taped across it to have nine boxes. You laughed.
"It's beautiful Ted."
"Thank you!" he chuckles, I also want someone to throw me that diamond sword for the intro."
"I got you." Says Josh, running to another room the grab the sword.
"Alright let me get the other camera, I'll be right back," I say, running towards the living room. You see Schlatt sprawled on the couch, looking at his cute camera. You poke his forehead.
"Hey bud," you say. He smiles at you and brings up the camera to look at you. You laugh in surprise, but he already takes the picture before you could smile.
"Hey I wasn't ready!" You whine, trying to reach for the camera. He holds it away from you.
"It's perfect, look!" He shows you the tiny screen. There you are, with a giggle on your face. You wince.
"I'm not very photogenic." You say, grabbing the camera.
"Bullshit," he teases.
"Cmon we're gonna start filming soon," you say trying to pull him up with your free hand. It doesn't long long since he gets up right away, but you see the hair on his arm stick straight up when you grabbed his hand. Can't blame him. It happened to you too. You decided to not say anything, letting go of his hand as soon as he's standing. You say nothing else as you walk back to the kitchen, turning on the camera. Cooper showed you how to use it earlier. Ted grabs an apron and puts it on while everyone gets settled in on a barstool or ready to film. Josh stands behind the tripod with the Minecraft sword ready to throw and you stand off to the right.
"Alright whenever you're ready Ted" you say, looking at the screen. You were semi-directing, but Ted already planned everything and wrote everything down so you could go off of it. You quickly look over at Schlatt, who is again looking at everything through his tiny camera. He looks over at you, lowers his camera and smiles slightly. You blush but you make sure to smile cheekily at him before turning back to the screen. You finally see Ted come into frame, catching the sword that Josh throws. He spins,
"Waddup gamers!" He points the sword to the tripod camera, "Today we're gonna be lookin at some Minecraft recipes from scratch. What we got here is a real life crafting table." He lifts up the cutting board, "with nine spots for ingredients." He says before pulling a silly face.
"We're gonna be making some Minecraft food in real life, thank you very much." Ted continues to ramble about gaming chairs and Bon Appe-Minecraft or whatever. After he finishes, you look to Charlie and Cooper.
"Good, let's get Charlie in here," you say and Charlie enters into frame, and they soon start to make a golden apple, and soon enough you see Ted cutting butter with the diamond sword. All of you make sounds of disgust, and you hear Schlatt's grimace more than everyone else. You try to suppress your laughter. You hear Schlatt suggest more butter, so you turn the camera back to him. Charlie laughs, grabbing yours and the cameras attention,
"No more, just let me die, it's fine. Just let me fucking die! This sucks!" He says with an exasperated tone. Schlatt once again asks for more butter, and can't help let out a small laugh. You see him glance at you quickly, the corner of his mouth twitching upwards before you turn back to Ted,
"You're probably right Schlatt-" "No more butter!" Charlie interrupts, but Ted doesn't listen. Charlie continues to beg for death, yet Ted continues to smash more butter after Schlatt suggests even more butter.
"So now that we've got everything right here-" Schlatt interrupts again, so you turn the camera back to him, barely holding yourself together,
"Ted," he says, using his tiny camera to look through the screen, "I'm lookin at it through my camera and it," he gestures his hand towards it with a look of uncertainty, "that's-I think you might need one more stick of butter," he says, bringing the camera closer to his face.
"You know Schlatt," Ted starts and you bite back a laugh, "You're dead wrong," he says, and your lips sputter. You turn the camera back to Schlatt, who takes a picture and stares at Ted silently. After a moment you hear Traveslaugh, and you laugh as well. You continue as Ted smashes the cutting board upside down, and Josh throws him a yellow apple, and as Charlie takes a bite, Cooper enters and hits Charlie. Charlie looks up at what will be edited as a health bar, and Ted takes the sword and hits him a few times before Charlie falls to the floor. You zoom in on him, and he makes the stereotypical noise. "Oof," he mutters, making you giggle silently. You soon see Ted coke with an actual apple covered in butter. Charlie grimaces. You put the camera on him as he tries to take a bite, which he immediately regrets.
"You didn't even bite it all the way," Ted instructs. Charlie winces as he bites into it slowly, and your camera follows him as he leans into the bite. Everyone let's out a grossed out reaction, and you almost do that as well. You see Cooper wince with a grin on his face through the lens.
"Oh no!" Charlie cries. Ted grabs it.
"That's not how you bite a golden apple, let me show you," "NO!" Ted bites cleanly into the butter apple. He shows no expression.
"Watch this," Ted swallows the butter apple. Everyone let's put a collective "AWHHHHHHHHHH,", and for once you can hide your disgust. You hold a hand to you had to turn your head away so your gagging noise didn't get picked up by the mic. Once you turn back you see Charlie leaning over, Ted gestures at him.
"Look at me. Look at me," he says. Charlie stands up and Ted shoves the apple into his mouth, making a few of you laugh. Charlie rushes towards you,
"I can't," he cries, before moving you to the side, "get out of my face," he leans under the faucet of the sink. You turn the camera between him and Ted.
"You're on my show now baby!" Ted yells in a deep voice.
"This is the first fucking one!"
"You're now part of the Ted legion, baby! Welcome to my cooking show!"
"Just let me die!" Charlie's cries as he tries to wash out his mouth. You turn back to Ted.
"IT'S JUST CHOAS IN THE KITCHEN, THAT'S MY BRAND!" he yells.
"Alright Jesus Cut!" You laugh out. Everyone just bursts out in laughter, and you have to place down the camera just to wipe your tears from your laughter. You go over to Charlie, who is laughing as he leans into the sink.
"You good?" You ask, still laughing. He laughs back, nodding. You turn back to Ted who has a small smile.
"Jesus Ted, you gotta warn me before you make me fucking cry from laughing so hard." You say, using your sweatshirt sleeves to wipe under your eyes. He laughs.
"Sorry,"
"Don't kill our camera woman Ted! She's our only one we have right now!" Schlatt yells. Everyone let's put a chuckle.
"Alright let's start again, everyone. Next up is steak." You say, and Ted begins again. Soon enough you bring the tripod out side on the balcony so Ted can film the cooking of the steak on the grill. Ted tells everyone to just hang out for a bit. You film him prepping the steak, slapping on the spices. You later film Ted putting in the grill, and you leave it there to then again film it being on fire, to when it is done. You let it fool down for a few minutes so it the meantime you go up to Schlatt, who is scrolling through his phone. You had already set the camera down so you snuck up behind him and covered his eyes.
"Guess who?" You tease. You could almost feel him rolls his eyes.
"Well telling by the female voice and there's
only one female in the house I'm guessing it's Y/N-Manni, sorry," he stutters as he realizes his mistake. You gasp and slap him lightly on the cheek.
"Dude I haven't told them my real name yet. You're lucky everyone isnt listening cause I totally would've killed you just now." You hiss in a low voice. He giggles.
"You can't stay mad at me," he says, fluttering his eyelashes at you. You blush slightly but do one better.
"You're lucky you're pretty," you say, ruffling his hair as you walk away. Him not saying anything snarky in return makes you assume he is blushing. You look back and your theory was correct. He pulled his hat back on  after fixing his hair as his slumps in his chair. You go back to filming the steak portion, and the most noteworthy moment other than everyone grossly eating steak was Ted letting steak juice drip all over his face, as you say to him,
"No ones asking you to do this Ted," This makes Schlatt and Charlie giggle quietly.