Seonghwa: so wanna go up stairs
Nari: sure
Seonghwa: do you have protection?
Nar: Why? W-What's up there?
Nari: I got over my fear of ghost
Eunwoo: that's the spirit!
Nari: bitCH WHERE?!
Nari: Sunghee I keep getting a sunburn
Sunghee: .....
[ An hour later ]
Nari: Sunghee where did the sun go?
Nari: I feel as useful as the P in Raspberry
Seonghwa: Nooooo~
Nari: So I just ended a 5 year relationship
Eunwoo: Oh my God what happened? Are you okay?
Nari: Yeah wasn't mine
Nari: Eunwoo you fucking idiot don't do shit in this house hold
Bambam: what did he do?
Sunghee: not change the toilet paper roll
Nari: I hate everything and everyone
Sunghee: Nari I need help with something
Nari: Coming babe!
Eunwoo: Me and Nari have known each other for 7 years
Nari: and for the last 7 years I've hated him
Interviewer: do you actually hate Eunwoo?
Nari: he's like my brother, and I have to destroy him all the times
Eunwoo: it's sibling love
Nari: heart been broke too many times
Sunghee: want to talk about it?
Nari: yes please.
Nari: there is no I in team but there's an I in pizza
Eunwoo: so your still not gonna share
Nari: HELL NO
[ At the police station ]
Nari acting tough: so what you in for?
Person: I killed 11 people
Nari: e-eleven
Person: and you?
Nari tearing up: j-jaywalking
Eunwoo holding two slices of bread: who's an idiot sandwich?
Nari: I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU BITCH
Kidnapper: I have your sister
Eunwoo: what sister?
Kidnapper: Nari
Eunwoo: oh no she has you
Kidnapper: *holding Eunwoo at gun point* 3 million won or he's dead
Nari: aw man that's kinda rough, do you want a discount or something?
Sunghee: WHAT THE HELL NARI
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Nari Hwang/ soloist au
FanficNari Hwang also know as Kim Jinyeol is sister of BTS Kim Remi and solo artist, she used to be a YouTuber but Source Music saw her potential and gave her an offer no one could refuse. After Big Hit entertainment took in Source Music she became one of...
