InoTan Café AU

Chapter 5

They were sitting in the car, Tanjiro sitting upright with his bag on his lap, and Inosuke, with one leg on the dashboard turning up the already loud music.

"Ex-excuse me Inosuke, could you please turn the music down a bit?"

"WHAT?! Sorry I can't hear you the music's too loud!"

Tanjiro sighed and plugged the aux cord into him own phone which played soft violin music (cause violin players deserve more hype for all the stuff we go through -n-), "ahh, that's better, now I can hear you" he smiled, "So how was your day"

Inosuke's eyes rolled back and he took a deep breathe in, "Uuuuugh it was, boring, I had to do stuff and you weren't there and I couldn't call you aaaaand yeah that's it"

"Oh, well, I'm sorry, but at least we have the weekend to look forward to. Hey guess what, at the cafe an old man named Kuwajima walked in and tiped me and my coworker twenty dollars 'cause he knew him, cool right?"

"Heh, score, ya know know if you ever have money troubles, you can always come to me and I'll give it so you 'cause ya know I got tons of cash"

"Wow thanks for offering but I think we're doing pretty well our own"

"Isn't it just you and your sister, and she doesn't even have a job"

"Well, yeah she's looking for a job right now but because she's mute, people aren't too welcoming. But our friend is a big businessman like you and he takes care of us, he actually insists on paying most of the rent but I bet I could do it myself if I just got another job, or two" he laughed and scratched the back of his neck "it's just that the apartment is kinda nice for the city, oop sorry I'm rambling, are we almost at the house I'm so excited"

"I know I'm so amazing" Inosuke brushed his hair off of his shoulder, "but talking about yourself isn't rambling, especially when you do it, you always seem to somehow make it about other people"

"I don't know, maybe."

"But more importantly, who the fauq is this Giyu guy, how old is he, is he in a relationship, what's his sexuality also I'm probably richer then him and I can probably fight him!"

Tanjiro chuckled

Inosuke turned the car into a hidden driveway littered with autumn leaves and followed the driveway until it reached a large white old style house

"well you know what they say, the bigger the driveway, the richer the fancier the house" Tanjiro muttered under his breathe

Inosuke snickered, "you betcha"

Then Inosuke parked next to his house and they both got out of their own doors

Tanjiro looked at the façade in awe, "Whoa...and this is all yours, I hope you're not, too lonely and how do you...clean it all?"

'omg holy shirt I am so lonely (internally shedding a tear)' Inosuke thought, "It's not too lonely and I have people clean it when I'm away but if you moved in you could cook and clean for me" he said as he slapped Tanjiro's butt and walked to the front door.

Tanjiro madly blushed "h-hey you can't do that!" He said as he ran to catcher up with his boyfriend with his overnight bag on his shoulders.

They both walked into the house and Tanjro saw a large portrait of a women and a man with their hands on the shoulder of a small boy with black hair, wearing a large toothy grin and a cute lil' suit.

"awww is that you?" Tanjiro asked

"oh shirt I should've covered that up" Inosuke muttered "Oh yeah, me and my parents, as you can tell I was always ruggedly handsome"

"you look sooo cute" Tanjiro smiled "you should smile all cutely like that all the time" he pinched Inosuke's cheek

"HE-HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT" Inosuke blushed and put his hand over his cheek

Tanjiro stuck his tongue out and laughed, "so where can I put my bag, do you have a guest bedroom or another um room?" his words slowly got very quiet

Inosuke smirked, "I'll show you to my room"

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What am I doing with my life?
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I was hit in the face today so I'm not even gonna edit this so feel free to correct me
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