Dragon Eater (Male Reader x Fairy Tail Harem)

Day Break

We stopped at a café to fill Natsu up as he threw up a lot during the ride here. I sat there waiting for him to finish eating and Lucy to return, "Thank god I satisfied my hunger before I took this job." I mumbled.

"How long will you last?" Natsu asked.

"Don't talk with your mouth full... Its disgusting." I scolded.

"So how long?" He repeated.

"About a week depending on certain factors." I responded.

"Hopefully you won't go crazy here." Happy said.

"I'll be fine... I think." I mumbled.

"We should save some food for Lucy." Natsu said, "Like the oily ones."

"She does look like she loves oily stuff." Happy added.

"Uhhh" I mumbled.

"Since when do I love oily food?" Lucy sighed. I looked at her and saw she wore a maid outfit, "After all, I look good in anything." She said. I looked away trying to keep my body from reacting to the sight in front of me. She looks really good and I always liked maid outfits... I began to grab some of the food and scarf it down like Natsu.

"You damn Degenerate..." Drake sighed.

"Fuck off Drake! Maid outfits on beautiful women is a divine gift! Shit this is not helping!!!"

"Wait... I was joking about the maid thing..." Happy began.

"Here we go again..." I sighed as I recomposed myself.

It took sometime to actually finally meet the clients as Natsu ate like a pig. I covered the cost since I owed Natsu still. The client gave us the details of the job and the fact that the reward was raised to 2 million jewels. They want the book to be destroyed as he stated it was the book that killed his father and ended his career.

Natsu, Happy, and I stood some distance away as we watched Lucy apply for the maid position, "So F/N..." Happy began. I looked at him and hummed, "What is your opinion on Lucy?" He smiled.

"She's nice..." I replied.

"Really is that all?" Natsu asked his smile wider than Happy's

"We are not discussing this." I said, "I don't want to lose control."

"A decent excuse." Happy said as we continued to watch Lucy get inspected by a very large woman that definitely needs to eat a salad.

"Oh god..." I gagged. The small duke began to inspect her and he rejected her. He called Lucy ugly, "Excuse me what?" I asked as I looked at them, "How good are the maids he has?" To my utter despair the maids he has came out and all of them looked so...

"Keep it together... You lose your lunch your hunger will be painful. I mean if they look that bad imagine how they smell... and there he goes..." Drake said as I began to regurgitate all the food I ate.

"Soooo.... I am assuming they are not to your standards?" Happy asked.

"Those things aren't maids... They are abominations!!!" I shouted as I continue to puke.

"So on your scale..." Natsu began.

"Natsu imagine if you will.... What they look like to me... Is the same as when you walked in on Makarov..." I said which cause Natsu to puke.

"Oh god why did you remind me...." He then pukes again.

"Now imagine you can smell them..."

"F/N!!!" He shouted and puked even more.