Reincarnation: From Commonplace to the King of Heroes

Glass

A few hours after the cooking lesson, Gil and Kayden's party. gets to down and prepare for the next wave
27:54:01

Gil: If my memory serves me right, Glass will make her appearance in this wave
Kayden: *burp* hmm 4,5, i lost count drinking Pepsi for this day.
Gil: *facepalm* How do you function? Actually, how the f*ck are you even alive right now?
Kayden: My body isn't very real and real at the same time, think of it as your new body in a virtual game between reality worlds. like coming out of the game and you have powers like this. I can also breathe underwater or in space. So my body didn't age, only my hair and soul.
Gil: So it's basically a downgraded version of immortality
Kayden: I can activate my god mode but...
Gil: Let me guess, it will be too boring for you?
Kayden: yep, i'll be like a boring saitama who doesn't feel about a real fight.
Gil: I, for one, possess another type of immortality.

He chops off one of his arms and it regenerates almost instantly
Gil: I can still get hurt, however it regenerates endlessly. On top of that, my lifespan is unlimited
Kayden eh. really. I can regenerate 8 second after taking damage..
Gil takes out 9 fancy silver cups that contain a mysterious light pink colored liquid
Gil: The fountain of youth, that's the source of my immortality
Kayden: ooo.. well my immortality only activates in my world. Once I'm outside it turns off. but I do not wish for being invincible.

He quickly puts the fountains of youth away
Gil: What a shame, I was even thinking of letting you drink one of them
Kayden: i'm already fine without it. Hehe..
Gil: Alright then.
Kayden: Hey Look.
Kayden Pointed at Ren and itsuki heading towards the restaurant.
Kayden: Ren and Itsuki. These 2 Being an ass and a lot of people died, we end cleaning up their mess. What a pain. I heard you already killed that dragon zombie that caused an epidemic, right?

We Peeked to see what Ren and Itsuki was doing in here for now. We Heard conversation at a bit distance when these 2 sitting on the chair and the rest of the party were having lunch.
Itsuki: I Overthrew a despot in the country to the north. But when I went to the guild, they'd already paid the reward out to someone else.
Ren: Same here. Somebody stole a job request from me.
Itsuki: Looks like someone's going around pretending to be us.
A Female Adventurer from Itsuki's party passes a paper to Itsuki.
Adventurer: Itsuki-sama, We've received a Guild request to overthrow a town lord to the north. What will we do?
Itsuki: From the guild?
Adventurer: Yes. From looking into it, it seems the lord is heavily taxing citizens beyond the court's set limits. Using that revenue to hire mercenaries, and suppressing dissent.
Kayden's Thought: Heavy Taxing eh? It's from that same town Before.
Itsuki: is that so? Someone needs to be taught that with great power comes great responsibility.
Kayden: PFF.
Kayden Hide's his laughter behind Gil.

Gil starts to chuckle, it quickly becomes all our laughter.
Kayden: *Long Snort exe noise then Wheeze Laugh*
Ren and Itsuki walk towards us and now they are standing here in front of us.
Itsuki: What's so funny?
Gil: *chuckles* that's rich coming from you *continues to laugh*
Kayden: *Mimic Itsuki's Voice* Someone needs to be taught that with great power comes great responsibility. *Returns to Normal Voice* and then you miserably failed at the start, and now here's a real problem. All you do is switch lords to someone in the north and the refugee's end up dying like flies.

Ren Sigh
Ren: Then How about the Corpse of the Dragon..
Kayden: I Heard That The Dragon's Corpse caused an epidemic and a lot of people in that Town got infected.
Naofumi: Gilgamesh already removed that corpse. It will be worse if it infects the entire world by a single dragon corpse.
Gil: *sneers* From what I've seen from you two, you are not worthy to be heroes.
Kayden: *Left Red eye Glow* Do you have any Idea how many people died because of you two?
Ren: B-Because of us..
Naofumi: Tch, these 2 even more become a sore eye. Lets go..
Naofumi went first to go outside.
Kayden: *Silent Stare* If you think it's a lie, go see it by yourselves with your own eyes. We're leaving here.. *Turns and walks away*  In the end we end up cleaning your crap mess.. Naofumi, wait!
Filo: Me Too~!