Ah_1337's Bizarre Adventure

Episode 2: The Battle of Destiny

intro starts playing

LAST TIME ON AH 1337S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

VIVI WAS IN THEE COMPUTER CODE. CALMBIT WAS MINECRAFT?? OR DID HE MAKE IT?? IS HE SAUSKE???
MOMIKOS IS MOM?

AH 1337 DDEAD? OR NOT?
FIND OUT?

MAYBE?

thee leaves start to settle

ah 1337 is sitting there
shaking
in sweat

teears running down his face

"i didnt know i had a mom"

"andi didnt know... it was momikos from wattpad.."

suddenly a few members of burger king .com start to flood the room

ah cant make out much of thee rumbling
but he sees the nametags

"eepic mouseman64"

"xylofool"

"sarahfeng"

he starts to crouch
"im gonna crouch now guys, hold on"

everyone takes a breather
ah is crouching

its very somber
calmbit still has thee chidori activated
and the mangekyo sharingan

but this does not phase Ah and his 3 burger men and women

Sarah looks down at ah's hands

ah's hands are very broken
broken skin

dirty

he hasnt washed them in approx 3 hours
its gotten bad

someone neeeds to call a doctor

sarah says "look man, im not an expeert"
"but that looks bad"

"if you continue in this fight, calmbit is going to destroy you wwith the powers of the mangeekyo sharingan"
"ivee seeen him use it"
"even in minecraft"

"he has mods enabled"

"you DONT want to mess with him"

Sarah beegins to use her healing powers on ah
fixing his hands

bringing them back to at least 80% capacity

the other twwo burger king members start giving him high fives

boosting his morale

ah is at an all time high

the three burger people walk out of the room
thanking ah for supporting burger king impssible whopper 5.99 burger king

the burger peoplee eexit and leave to go to burger world

its impossible to tell how far aawy burger world is
it could be so far away

but no one has taken the time to measure it exactly

its a rough estimate, but deep in the 1990s

it was said that infinity

calculated the measurements
a voice pops into ahs head

"3 feet and somee inches"
"not sure on the exact inches"

"it could be a lot"
"dont tell anyone about this"

"its secret"

momikos from wattpad is still on line 1

"did you reaed my new wattpad entry"
ah scoffs

"now is not the time momikos from wattpad"

"i have to finish this wattpad.... in reAL LIFE!"