Ah_1337's Bizarre Adventure

Episode 4: Season 4

calmbit wakes up
calmbit: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Ah: what? whats wrong calmbit?
Calmbit: Sorry Ah.

Calmbit: i had a weird dream...
Calmbit: I had a dream that it was all Ah.
Ah: Hahaha...
Ah: Come on son,

Ah: must have been a dream
Ah: lets go play minecraft.

Calmbit: Yes, dad.

Calmbit: let's play minecraft :)

Ah and Calmbit walk ddown the stairs
to his computer

his computer is there

(ah's computer)
(not calmbits)

he looks at himself in the mirror

it's ah.

oh wait

that was actually just ah

in front of calmbit
in the mirror

calmbit leetes out a sigh of relief

"thank god.... "

"i almost thought i was ah"

a sound comes out
from the window

its Maple Xp.

"hey whats up guys its me"

"im from VR"

"look at me"

"im 3 dimeensional"
"i look like an animee girl"

"im anime"

Calmbit: wow i love anime

Ah: calmbit... dont look

ah: youre not old enough for anime...

Ah: you dont want to see this...
Ah turns calmbit around

a gunshot is heard

Calmbit: dad?
Ah: I did it.
Ah: it's what ive been searching for this whole time

Ah: i thought it was you calmbit that i had to defeat in battle...
Ah: but i was wrong...
Ah: It was...

Ah: anime.

Calmbit lets out a screaem as he sees animee's dead corpse

anime is oveer

its dead
anime is no more

the screeen pausees

(director's commentary)

infinity: yeah so this is the part of thee documentary wheree we werent sure what to record
Flaz: yeah this part wwas kind of inteeresting, so like

Flaz: we didnt know what to do so we kind of just had maple BECOME anime

infinity: yeah... it kind of represents a darker past

infinity: something that calmbit cant reach for...
infinity: it represents two sides
infinity: dark and light
infinity: dark being anime

infinity: light being no animee

(the documentary starts to play again)

calmbit: so

calmbit: how about thee weather?

Ah starts to laugh

Ah: hahaha. calmbit now is not th etime

Ah: you have to create minecraft? remembere?

calmbit: sure. ill do that.
calmbit: but only if you show me what its like to code.
Ah starts flipping around
hes doing flips and shit

he has a skateboard
its so funny

calmbit laughs about it

ah is doing unicycle flips
(flips in a unicycle)

ah starts to type codee in real life
there are green characters everywhere
numbers, leteters

its like matrix (2001)

calmbit is amazed

"wow i neever got any of this sort of stuff in my training for my bachelors degree in computer science"

Ah: yeah. i know. i may just look like a simple surveyor.
Ah: but im more than that.
Ah: im built different
Calmbit laughs very loudly.
CalmBit: Oh, dad!

laughtrack starts to play

it doesnt stop

a sitcom intro starts to pop in

its this

this is playing

calmbit starts coding as this plays

creepers appear in thin air

suddenly minecraft is there
steve is runmning
blocks are being placed

the song is still playing

calmbit is laughing

lifting weights while coding
its a rocky montage noww

this is playing now kind of
except its calmbit
hes lifting weights

really big ones

ssssssnakes

start to pour in

lots of ssssnaaakeeessss
uhoh!

its barry! and his snake army!

but wait!!
theres sharks too!

its riddleemastere and his shARKS!

riddlemaster and barry fly into the air
super sonic style
but it doesnt matteer anymore

the last minecraft code line is being written
calmbit is entering the last character
;

the java code eis complete
snakes and sharks dissolve

calmbit is now minecraft creator
Ah: hahahahahaha.....
Ah: ha....

Calmbit: what's so funny?
Calmbit: Arent you proud of me??

Ah: you dont get it.. do you...

Calmbit: What?
Ah: I brought you back in time
Ah: Before you were born
Ah: And I made you create mineecraft

Ah: So now I
Ah: CAN STEAL IT FOR MYSELF!!!!
Calmbit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah: look down at the keys calmbit.

Ah: what do you see? :)

Calmbit: NOOOO IT CANT BEEEE
CALMBIT: ALL THE KEYS AREE....
THEYRE....
AH!

Ah: now look at the ecomputer.

Ah: look at it.

Calmbit: ITS!!!
CALMBIT: ITS!!!!!
CALMBIT: NO!!!!!!
CALMBIT; ITS ALL AH!!!!!!!!

Calmbibt: Wait

Calmbit: It's all ah?
Ah: Always was.

season 4 eends.