The moment I met ashy I didn't like her. Who would've known that she would make such an impact on my life. She was beauty, she was grace and she even punched me in the face with her Mega 3000 tinny chooch. Anyway, I decided I should go to visit her. Where the fuck does she live, I thought to myself. I decided to walk to Whoville.
Jojo McDodd greeted me." Get the fuck out of my face emo lookin ass" I spat. He looked at me " who tf you talking to, you're name is slim shady but you fat as fuck tf". I took a deep breath " I KNOW YOUR UGLY ASS AINT TALKING THIS AINT 2012 ANYMORE YOU LOOK SO CRUSTY DUSTY HAVE YOU EVEN TAKEN A SHOWER OH NO PROBABLY NOT SINCE 2012 FAT FUCK" I felt relieved. He looked at me in shock. Then we aggressively made out. "Have you seen Ashy Knees recently" I breathed between kisses. "Yeah she lives down the street" I stepped on his fat fucking cankles and walked to her house. " Maybe you should tuck your fat fucking cankles into ur fat fucking uggs" I yelled as I walked away.
I was finally there, 69 Bad Bitch Lane. Kinda fitting tbh. I walked up to her door, what a fugly house omfg. Ashy Knees opened her door. She saw me, she gasped. A tear rolled down her cheek (dramatic af smh). "Ashy it's been so long," I said. She wailed "B-Baka! why are you visiting me now, I hate you!". I looked at her with tears in my eyes "Because I love you and we are meant to be together". She gasped "Slim Shady, I feel the same way UWU; why didn't you tell me earlier"?
Find out in the next chapter why she didn't tell ashy she's loved her 😰😨😱😨😨😱
