Chapter 1

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May 14 / 4:23PM / Thursday

Iida Tenya has added Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, and 16 others into "Untitled Chat".

Iida Tenya: Hello, classmates! I have decided, after a brief discussion with our Vice-President, Yaoyorozu-san, that it would be a good idea to create a group chat to have a quick and simple way of communication with each other! I know that I should say to keep this chat school related, but from seeing our class's behaviour, I know no one will abide by the rules.

Kaminari Denki: damn right

Bakugou Katsuki: frick get me outta here

Bakugou Katsuki's attempt to leave the chat has been denied.

Ashido Mina: and i oop

Bakugou Katsuki: gosh darn it

Bakugou Katsuki: *gosh darn it

Bakugou Katsuki: *gosh darn it

Bakugou Katsuki: frick

Bakugou Katsuki: what the heck

Bakugou Katsuki: *heck

Bakugou Katsuki: *heck

Bakugou Katsuki: freaking heck gosh darn it why won't this hecking thing let me type anything

Bakugou Katsuki: WHAT THE FRICK

Kaminari Denki: I-

Kaminari Denki: I cant b r e a t h e

Ashido Mina: IM CACKLING

Iida Tenya: I have restricted the use of ill-suited language(swearing) in this chat, so it will automatically correct any inappropriate words to a lesser variant.

Sero Hanta: ofc u did

Bakugou Katsuki: frick you

Bakugou Katsuki: I'll do what I freaking want you fricker

Kaminari Denki: gosh this comedy is g o l d

Kaminari Denki: *gosh

Ashido Mina: *gosh

Kaminari Denki: ????

Iida Tenya: It may offend people in this class with a religious background.

Kaminari Denki: right my bad

Midoriya Izuku: oh!! Hi guys!!!! This is a good idea Iida!! So if any one of us gets in trouble we can text the whole class instead of each individual and someone might be in a position to help!!

Sero Hanta: it's too bright-

Ashido Mina: the amount of pureness that single text emits is ridiculous

Kaminari Denki: ^

Midoriya Izuku: I'm just saying hi (^^)

Tokoyami Fumikage: I woke from my afternoon slumber, and I am greeted with such immense light and purity from a mortal being. I have been blinded.

Midoriya Izuku: uhhhh...thanks???

Sero Hanta: was that even a compliment??

Kaminari Denki: idk

Midoriya Izuku: also,,,I'm kinda in a little bit of a chaotic mood rn, so,,,

Midoriya Izuku: pls excuse me for a moment

Kaminari Denki: righty hoe

Ashido Mina: *ho

Kaminari Denki: *hoe

Midoriya Izuku has changed their name to Deku.

Deku has changed Kaminari Denki's name to rip-off pikachu.

rip-off pikachu: y must u hurt me like this

Deku has changed Ashido Mina's name to OG gossip girl.

OG gossip girl: damn right I am

Deku has changed Sero Hanta's name to spooderman.

spooderman: I-

spooderman: ok it's true

Deku has changed Tokoyami Fumikage's name to Birb.

Birb: Why am I here just to suffer? Do thee take pleasure to watch me writhe in my agony?

Deku: yes

Deku has changed Iida Tenya's name to Nyoom.

Deku has changed Uraraka Ochako's name to urgonnafloat.

Deku has changed Asui Tsuyu'a name to *angry frog noise*.

Deku has changed Todoroki Shouto's name to IcyHot Pain Relief.

Deku has changed Kirishima Eijirou'a name to no pls I want those crocs.

Deku has changed Jirou Kyoka'a name to AirPods who?.

Deku has changed Yaoyorozu Momo's name to 3D printer.

Deku has changed Shouji Mezou's name to tentacole.

Deku has changed Aoyama Yuuga's name to sparkle til my eyes bleed.

Deku has changed Kouji Kouda's name to bb(*''*).

bb╰(*'︶'*)╯♡: <3

Deku: <3

Deku has changed Hagakure Toru's name to nice to c u.

Deku has changed Ojiro Mashirao's name to Tails.

Deku has changed Satou Rikido's name to Sugar Daddy.

Deku: I'm debating on whether or not I should do something,,,

rip-off pikachu: is it stupid?

Deku: dunno, depends on what you definite as stupid

spooderman: like a banging ur head on the wall stupid or wondering years later why u did it stupid?

Deku: probs both???

rip-off pikachu: do it

Deku: kk

OG gossip girl: what are you doing??!!

Deku has changed Bakugou Katsuki's name to Bakuhoe.

OG gossip girl: I think I hear Kaminari cackling, Bakugou's explosions, mido screaming, and,,,not sure what that noise inside the vents is

Birb: My apologies, that is my(?) doing. Dark Shadow has taken a sudden liking to spending time in the vents, saying that, "it has a nice vibe to it, man. Y'know, like, the darkness consumes me and stuff. Come join me some time, yeah?"

Birb: I have yet to take him up on that offer.

Birb: However, after a glance over the English homework that Present Mic-Sensei handed to us and the upcoming tests next week, I am weighing the pros and cons of disappearing for several weeks, seeking refuge in the vents.

rip-off pikachu: mind if I join u

Birb: Of course not, just as long as you bring a sacrifice to use this sacred space.

rip-off pikachu: u can have Sero

spooderman: I see, I am merely an object to be passed around. Truely a pitiful life.






A/N: imma post the first three chapters to see what people think (if anyone actually finds this chatfic...)

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