Percy Texts the Avengers

Chapter 3

Creep

I don't think I like you.

Mr. Weather Boy

Okay.

Creep

Should I be offended that you don't seem to care, Mr. Weather Boy?

Mr. Weather Boy

I don't know. Should you?

Creep

Okay, I guess so. By the way, where do you live?

Mr. Weather Boy

Do you see now how you got your name?

Creep

I absolutely do not, but okay. I have to go meet with Mr. Stark, anyways.

I mean.

Mr. Flowerpot

No

I mean

Um

...

Mr. Smithy

Yes. I really need to go meet with Mr. Smithy, so if you'll excuse me.

Mr. Weather Boy

Okay, Mr. Stark. I feel like I know that name.

Creep

It's Mr. Smithy

Mr. Weather Boy

Whatever you say, Creep.

Creep

Did I mention the fact that I don't like you?

Mr. Weather Boy

Once or twice.

Creep

It was actually just once.

Mr. Weather Boy

Whatever.

Creep

I wasn't kidding about the meeting.

Mr. Weather Boy

STARK INDUSTRIES!

Creep

...Yes.

Mr. Weather Boy

I totally figured it out! One for the Seaweed Brain!

Now I have to figure out what Stark Industries is...

Creep

Seaweed Brain, huh?

Suits you.

Mr. Weather Boy

Oops.

Hey! You're acting like Annabeth!

Creep

Annabeth, huh? That girl you wanted to text when you accidentally texted me?

So we both have some research to do, don't we?

Mr. Weather Boy

No, I'm going to ignore this thing for the rest of my life.

Creep

...Oh, okay. I'm sorry for taking up your time, mister.

Mr. Weather Boy

You are... very polite, I see.

I forgive you, I guess.

But I have to go fight, anyways.

Creep

What?

WHAT?

Wut?

OH NO I'M DYING A GIANT BLACK DOG IS ATTACKING ME!

Mr. Weather Boy

Where are you?

Creep

That was a trick to get your attention.

But you care!

Mr. Weather Boy

So basically you are the boy who cried hellhound.

And no, I don't.

I just don't want to be responsible for more lives lost.

Creep

What?

Explain all this.

Please, Mr. Weather Boy.

Please?

Mr. Weather Boy

No thanks.

I still have to go.

Creep

Right. So do I. Bye!