*New chat*
???
We're coming for you.
Percy
Okay, that's not creepy at all.
???
I thought Peter already told you we were coming.
How was it a surprise?
Percy
Aaaah!
You are creepy, and Peter's old name was Creep!
You're related, aren't you?
???
One, that's very bad logic, and two, no.
I'm many things, but not a father.
Things as in = genius billionaire ex-playboy philanthropist.
See? No father.
Definitely don't see Peter as a son.
That would be crazy, right?
Hahaha.
I mean, I already have a daughter!
Why adopt a son?
Hahaha.
That would be so hilarious.
I mean, I guess I've thought of adopting Peter.
But, uh.
He has an aunt.
So adoption wouldn't work out.
And I bet he would hate me being his father.
So I shouldn't risk it, right?
You're a very good listener, you know?
Percy
Sorry, I went to the bathroom real quick.
What did I miss?
Oooh.
Okay.
I guess it's normal for kidnappers to pour out their heart and soul to their victims?
Wannabe Dad
Hey!
You were in the bathroom that WHOLE TIME?
It was like twenty minutes!
Percy
Actually, going off when your texts were sent, I'd say... two minutes.
You have a horrible sense of time.
Just so you know.
Wannabe Dad
It doesn't matter!
ANYWAY, where are you?
So I can kidnap you?
Percy
Oh, wow, I really want to tell you now.
Let's see...
What's that big hunk of ugly in the middle of New York called?
Wait a sec...
Okay, asked Wise Girl.
It's the... AVENGERS TOWER!
That's a dumb name.
Who are the Avengers, anyway?
Are they even people?
Okay, whatever.
I live there.
Wannabe Dad
Hey!
I live there!
Percy
Oops.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Wannabe Dad
THANK you.
Percy
???
No, I mean I'm sorry that you have to live there.
Wannabe Dad
I give up.
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Percy Texts the Avengers
FanfictionThis is my first story, so please don't judge. Also, I own neither Percy Jackson nor the Avengers. Basically, this is a wrong number fanfic, but with Percy Jackson, not just spiderson and Irondad or something like that. Feel free to comment, but I d...
