I dare ye to survive Five nights at freddy's

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Jigsaw: well shit.
Night one: brought a bazooka just in case of walking robots. AH SHIT A PURPLE BUNNY IS IN THE HALL. Oh. 6:am. WONDERFUL.
Night two: hey....it's a duck! OH FUCK BUNNYMAN IS AT THE DOOR! (Shoots bazooka) I...oh god.
Night three: hmm...what is tha-...the beardude is gone.. AH! (Punches the fox) WHY DID YOU BEGIN EXISTING?!
Night four: CLOSE ALL THE DOOOORS.... (Drinks tea) ... Heeeeey...you interrupted me during my tea! Oh hey look at that! Cya freddyfazbutt! Idiot...
Night five: (flips the bird at the doors and does nothing) Damn you. DAMN YOU ALL! OH FUCK ITS THE BIRDIE (gets dragged away) NUUUUUU (shoos them with a bazooka and flys out)
Me: nope (runs out) Jig gets involved in weird shit..

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