My Big Happy Queer Family

Part 9: Honeymoon

Grandma's back
Jammie and Sandra were met at the terminal by Lindane Michaels.

Lindane Michaels: I'm Lindane Michaels I'm second in charge of U.K. Operations.

Jammie Williams: Did you find my Grandma Isabella Sophia Williams.

Lindane Michaels: Yes we found her. She has Dementia, she thinks you are your aunt, Brenda Daniella Williams her daughter.

Jammie Williams: Ware is she?

Lindane Michaels: Grandma Isabella Williams is staying at your London home.

By the time they were at home they were greeted by Grandma Isabella Sophia Williams.

Jammie Williams: I am Brenda Williams your Daughter. With me, is my wife Sandra Williams. Would you like to live in America with 20 great grandkids.

Grandma Isabella Williams: Hell yes. I'm from Phoenix

Jammie Williams: We have lawyers on two continents working night and day. You'll be in your new home after we spend our honeymoon together.

Jammie Williams: Grandma Isabella: do you have any personal property.

Grandma Isabella: I have photos in storage from the 1800s up in till your wedding pictures. (Pause) can I show you my Rocking chair.

Sandra Williams: Yes that would be lovely.

In a plain simple corner sat an old rocking chair, facing out the window into a well kept field of roses.

Grandma Isabella: Ware is my husband?

Jammie Williams: Your husband my dad James Alexander Williams died of cancer.

Grandma Isabella cried until she couldn't couldn't cry anymore and cried some more.

Jammie Williams: James Williams Jr and Catarina Williams died some time ago. I'm their son as a girl, with me is my wife Sandra.

Grandma Isabella: I Would have stayed but your grandpa couldn't handle the grief

Sandra Williams: Grandma is That the glowing orange Rock That Jammie gave to you for Identification.

Grandma Isabella: You are my granddaughters, you wrote to me and gave me this gem to recognize each other.

Jammie Williams: Can I take pictures of that stone. Has It always glowed?

Grandma Isabella: Just when I embellished it with metal Charms, given to me from nice American children who claimed to be my grandchildren found digging in their backyard.

Jammie Williams: In a whisper. What you are saying, is that your necklace is made from a Crieglon crystal and boralite is worth 10 trillion dollars and it's all on the Williams Family Property.

Grandma Isabella: Don't leave me, I'm lonely

Sandra Williams: Grandma Isabella you coming with us.

Grandma Isabella: Can I see your children.

Sandra Williams: They're your great Grandchildren.

Jammie Williams: Lindane Michaels you're moving to America to take care Of grandma Evelyn. Take care of your affairs we leave .

Lindane Michaels: Yesssssss! My mom retired to Arizona due to poor health. What about the pay difference.