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Kit after Richie kills Tapoi: disgusted, I'm revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and this it the thanks a get!- - - -
Jericho to everyone: hey guys? The top of your heads look nice
Colin: thanks- - - -
Alimos: yo can I get a sip of that water?
Viper: it's not water
Alimos: vodka! I like your style
Viper: it's vinegar
Alimos: what?
Viper: it's vinegar pussy- - - -
Kay to Jakey: Why is everyone afraid of love?
Kay earlier: LOVE!
Viper: ahhh!- - - -
Cecil: And just remember no one will ever be able to hate you more then you already hate yourself- - - -
Inmo: *blows up literally anything*
David: this is why we don't fucking love you!- - - -
* teaching math to Grimshade*
Alimos: Colin has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Viper-
Seek: wait why does Colin have so many soaps?
Colin: mind you business Seek!- - - -
David: *staling leaves to a tree*
David: summers not over, don't you quite on me! Don't you quite on me!!- - - -
I'm so rich my homies take showers for me
I got you homie!- - - -
Kit *tearing up*: I'm not sad I'm just cutting cucumbers- - - -
Viper: I don't need friends they disappoint me- - - -
Colin: I don't want to be cool anymore!
* throws away sun glasses*
*glasses hit wall and fly back to colin*
Colin: well I guess I don't have a choice!- - - -
Brick: Pepsi bottle, coca-Cola glass
* pause Pepsi into glass*
Brick: I don't give a dam!- - - -
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