Stimulated, A Squidbob Story

Chapter 1: The Krusty Krab

*Authors Note*
Some events may contradict things that have already happened in episodes. Some events also may line up with things in episodes. But, it's a fanfic so who really cares.
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It was a normal day at the Krusty Krab. Spongbob's jolly, lovable attitude left smile on customers faces as he flipped multiple patties on the grill. Squidward, annoyed by spongebob's presence, is resting back at the cash register (as if he doesn't have a ✨job✨) Trapped in his musical thoughts, Squidward was not paying any attention to the customers but yet dreaming about his future of being a Star.

"I'm going to be THE Squidward Tentacles" he muttered.  "I could finally leave this town with all these talentless imbeciles. They're all going to be screaming my name." Squidward! Squidward! It's like the universe was yelling his name.. oh wait, it was.

"MR SQUIDWARD! THERE'S A LINE OF CUSTOMERS!" Mr Krabs, Squidward's money hungry boss, cried out. "YOUR MAKING ME LOSE OUT ON ALL ME MONEY!."

"That implies anyone wants to willingly eat at this filthy establishment, he rolls his eyes in annoyance. It's either this or the Chum Bucket".  Squidward points outside to the empty, depressing Chum Bucket. He doesn't know if a customer has ever been seen at the Chum Bucket. Let alone, made it out alive.

Spongebob flips a patty in the air and uses his spatula to launch it  into a customer's mouth.

"Come on Squidward! Tons of people like to eat here! How could they not appreciate the beauty of a Krabby Patty. I bet if you gave into ur urges more often you would see the beauty of the Krusty Krab too!"

"The only urge i'm about to give into is the urge to quit. We get paid in coins Spongebob. Krusty Krab branded coins. They can't be used anywhere but the Krusty Krab".

"The pay doesn't matter Squidward. It's the love and joy for making happy customers! I LOVE working here! And you loooveeee to pretend you hate it. You didn't deny your urges to eat a delicious Krabby Patty."

Spongebob extends his arm and taps Squidward's nose, chanting "Krabby Patty."

Squidwards sighs and removes Spongebob's hand away from his nose and holds on to it to keep him from repeating such actions.

"Oh Spongebob, how naive you truly are."

"Wow, your tentacles are so warm. Is this how it feels to be a Squid?" Spongebob exclaimed as he traces the suction like cups on Squidward's tentacles.

Is he flirting with me? Squidward pondered. He couldn't tell as Spongebob had a natural joyful and curious personality. No he can't be. The little idiot just doesn't understand boundaries. The thought of saying thanks with an accepting smile flew past his mind as Squidward had never had his hand touched by anyone who wasn't his lovely significant other..... his clarinet. Squidward lets go of Spongebob's hand and with an emotionless expression says,

"I'm an octopus."
"Then why do we called you Squidward?"

Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward all got silent and it felt like the Krusty Krab did too.

"Um. We don't talk about that..."

"Whatever, get back to work! Mr Krabs growled. I don't pay you in Krusty Koins to sit and have meaningful conversations.