the magnificent mans himself, dr. phil struts his way onto a mountaaain. dr. phil passes every hiker in his path with his unnaturally fast strutting abilities. as soon as dr. phil makes it to the top of the mountain, he sees the most gorgeous person ever...
bill nye the science guy
jk, i'm sorry
barack obama
dr. phil screams because he's currently witnessing barack obama on the edge of the mountain while inside a train. who knows how he got the damn train up there but... it's there.
"tOOT TOOT" barack obama yells as he hOnks the tren
"that's kinda hot tho, o-o-o-owo" dr. phil says, b l u s h i n g
"ok"
"wanna go out for dinner mysterious trian mnan?"
"ok"
"can we eat tat arbyzs?"
"ok"
"okay, lests go"
"ok"
